Cypress Sun

And after being beat to death, there was one less Paul.

She said MEN.

And How!

I'm surprised that she is dating so soon after the untimely death of her last boyfriend, Charlie.

And, that was a terrible movie.

I had a Kow 750 two-stroker for a VERY short period of time. That bike was the scariest thing I've ever ridden. I learned a long time ago that I'm not a great motorcycle operator and that mosquito fogger was WAY out of my league...WAY OUT!

Yeah...but I'll be the eldest brother.

Out of the six families available, I'll take the Taylors. Cool, but inept, dad, Al, Wilson next door, decent house and hot rods.

If it doesn't open right away, jiggle the handle.

You forgot - If you could really read my mind, why are you still wearing clothes?

Honest officer, the lime is for lining the lines to the bases.

Great on bacon cheeseburgers even though 3,279 of them slip back into the ocean.

What does a mediocre Who album have to do with a white square? Or was that Quadrophenia...

It's white...it's bound to offend someone.

And...GREAT...that Hancock guy is coming...We're gonna need more ink.

Pwobably a twansmission pwoblem.

That guy has never carried a CRT TV in his life. Anyone that ever owned one knows that the screen part goes against your chest, as its the heaviest portion and you wrap your arms around it, holding the back pointed end of the crt. That worked until the tvs got bigger than about 28", then it took two people.

I look for Mr. Sluggo and Spot at garage sales, thrift stores and the like. No luck so far. I know you can find them on E-Bay but...

Upside down cake, mate.

I have one of those Mr. Bill toys in the reloading room. Found him in a jobsite dumpster while dumping debris. Couldn't let him go to the dump!

The irony here is strong.

I am sending a package to Bakersfield, CA tomorrow. Don't know why but when I saw the city, this song popped into my mind, been hearing it all day...

The sign just prohibits a Colt Woodsman (could be a High Standard), doesn't say anything about a derringer.

Why does the screen look like a laptop monitor? Doesn't look like any drive-in screen I ever saw.