Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 " ..... Eddie Rutter stopped, his jaw opening in honest surprise: he managed to winch it shut and asked, “Sheriff, do you usually gunfight naked?” Ambassador Marnie Keller, demure in a McKenna gown and gloves, savored the moment when her brother turned a truly remarkable shade of red, when he realized he’d just engaged in a gunfight wearing his hat, and his gunbelt, and an irritated expression, and absolutely nothing else whatsoever. ...... " ........ well, what else would he need ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) Is this gonna be a new SASS category? Edited March 14 by Dantankerous 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 7 minutes ago, Dantankerous said: Is this gonna be a new SASS category? Dang, I hope not! My eyes, my eyes...!!! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 48 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Dang, I hope not! My eyes, my eyes...!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) Sometimes ya’ just gotta use the tools you got!! Edited March 14 by Blackwater 53393 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 I read (somewhere) that John Wesley Hardin was known to gunfight in such attire, I believe he may have been surprised at an indelicate moment in a bordello. I know in my own wild and misspent youth, back when I was still deputy marshal for a local village, I was beyond exhausted: the scanner woke me, I came a-boilin' out of bed, I was headed out the door in uniform Stetson, uniform shirt, socks and boots, my gunbelt slung over one shoulder. My wife called, "Aren't you forgetting something?" I looked down and realized ... ... my trousers hadn't come along for the ride ... What little functioning brain I still had running, reasoned that I was so fatigued I would not be much account when I got there, so I gave up and went back to bed. (Turned out to be a false alarm anyhow) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Charlton Heston once caught someone trying to break into his house. When Police showed up, they found him in his underwear with a Browning Hi-power. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 2 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Sometimes ya’ just gotta use the tools you got!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 huh , seems the other guy was a bit impatient , otherwise mighta had time to pull on the pants , 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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