Buckshot Bear Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless Australia! By the way, if you see anything suspicious, the terrorist hotline in Australia is 1800 - 123400 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Ok, it's now 12:55, .... I've got my lawn chair, sixpack, sun hat, camera, and a high level of anticipation .... I'm ready .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: Ok, it's now 12:55, .... I've got my lawn chair, sixpack, sun hat, camera, and a high level of anticipation .... I'm ready .......... Finally a good reason to get my passport!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: Finally a good reason to get my passport!!!!! .... better hurry, ... it starts in 48 minutes ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Is this number 36 or 37? The internet is fantastic. It allows good jokes to go international and make the rounds worldwide and return home a few years older and just as funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 This time of year and with all those ladies a six pack ain't gonna be near enough. You could seriously overheat and burn out a bearing. I don't drink beer, but I could round up a cooler or two for of sarsaparilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Would a Keg be OK? Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, largo casey #19191 said: Would a Keg be OK? Largo ......... only if there's 6 of them ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 15 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: This time of year and with all those ladies a six pack ain't gonna be near enough. You could seriously overheat and burn out a bearing. I don't drink beer, but I could round up a cooler or two for of sarsaparilla. "You could seriously overheat and burn out a bearing" ... now THERE is a fine turn of phrase! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 what a disappointment .......... I shoulda realised there's no block to walk around when you live on a straight road ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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