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I got pulled over and the officer asked me if I knew why. I said, yessir sorry about that. He asked why I was in such a hurry. I told him my buddy was in a hurry to get to work. He asked what kind of work my buddy did to be in such a hurry. I told him, he was a butt stretcher. He said, "butt stretcher"? I said, "yeah you know first one finger then two, and so on and so forth until you get about 6 feet". Policeman asked me "what are you supposed to do with a 6 foot butthole"? I told him around here we give him a '97 and tell him to shoot 6 knockdowns in under 4 seconds....hehehehe

@Widder, SASS #59054

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2 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

In Tennessee, we give the BH a computer so they can put jokes in the Saloon..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

Ya know....opinions are like............!!!!

Everyone has one!!!

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And we have the three of you!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

 

Hey!! TW!  Yer cousin, Schoolmarm, says “Hi!”!!

 

 

 

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43 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

And we have the three of you!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

 

Hey!! TW!  Yer cousin, Schoolmarm, says “Hi!”!!

 

 

 

 

Brother Blackwater,

Glad you noticed that now BOTH Red Knee and TW are conspiring against me.

 

But Schoolmarm might be mad at you for posting that she and TW are cousins.

 

..........Widder

 

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8 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Brother Blackwater,

Glad you noticed that now BOTH Red Knee and TW are conspiring against me.

 

But Schoolmarm might be mad at you for posting that she and TW are cousins.

 

..........Widder

 


NAH!!  She claims him.

 

Don’t know if it’s ‘cause he’s family or ‘cause he’s pitiful.  In any event, there’s no accounting fer what women are liable to do!!

 

 

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1 hour ago, Michigan Slim said:

Wow! Another R word to describe you Southern boys besides 'related'! RUTHLESS! :lol:

 

TN is just 'Revengeful'.   I stayed at his house during the TN State and he's mad because when I left, his daughter and dog

missed me more than they ever missed him.   His daughter liked my guitar playing and his dog liked it when I stopped..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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8 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

TN is just 'Revengeful'.   I stayed at his house during the TN State and he's mad because when I left, his daughter and dog

missed me more than they ever missed him.   His daughter liked my guitar playing and his dog liked it when I stopped..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

True story, that dang dog passed me by when I walked in the house and run up to the door looking for Widder. For 3 days!

I'm thinking he had a burger in his pocket or something.

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10 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

True story, that dang dog passed me by when I walked in the house and run up to the door looking for Widder. For 3 days!

I'm thinking he had a burger in his pocket or something.


It was a ‘naner split and he had it in a sack!! :lol:

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On 11/3/2021 at 7:25 PM, Red Knee said:

Ya know....opinions are like............!!!!

Everyone has one!!!

Guess that fits too. I always heard it that excuses are like BH's. Everyone has one and they all stink.

JHC:lol:

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On 11/4/2021 at 8:57 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

TN is just 'Revengeful'.   I stayed at his house during the TN State and he's mad because when I left, his daughter and dog

missed me more than they ever missed him.   His daughter liked my guitar playing and his dog liked it when I stopped..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

If that dogs brains were gasoline, it couldn't run a fleas go cart two laps around a cheerio.

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