Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Hi, Fred this is Richard next door. I've got a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face to face. At least I'm telling you in this text and I can't live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this. The truth is when you are not around I've been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently and I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt and hope you will accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I will pay you. Regards, Richard NEIGHBOR'S RESPONSE: Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door and shot Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard. SECOND TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all. Regards, Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Buffalo Creek Law Dog: Because we can only give one LIKE per post, this one deserves . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Auto Correct is my enema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I refer to Auto Correct as Auto Communist...It's like a Political Officer in the USSR Navy It monitors everything you do It modifies wording to suit it's programming It keeps you guessing as to whether or not you are communicating correctly It punishes you by making you look stupid whenever you aren't paying strict attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I refer to Auto Correct as Auto Communist...It's like a Political Officer in the USSR Navy It monitors everything you do It modifies wording to suit it's programming It keeps you guessing as to whether or not you are communicating correctly It punishes you by making you look stupid whenever you aren't paying strict attention Da, tovarishch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Nelson Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 58 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Auto Correct is my enema! That's why I always turn autocorrupt off. I prefer to make a fool of myself with my own words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 The funniest thing about auto correct on phones is that they generally correct to words that you use a lot. I like to bring that up when someone has an especially embarrassing auto correct fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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