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On 1/20/2023 at 12:43 AM, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said:

Ah ain't gone yet...

So don't start da Party Yet ...

 

Jabez Cowboy

 

 

OK, We'll wait at least until your plane is in the air.

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Posted
On 1/9/2023 at 1:53 PM, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said:

Back to the Top where We belong .... Grumps Rule ...

 

Now pull but a stump and tell Me a Tale or outright Lie, I'm used to being lied to by my Government ...

 

Jabez Cowboy

They really ARE there to help you!

 

(Howzat?)

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I actually had a good day today!!  Took the family out for a great meal to celebrate my grandson’s birthday and brought half the menu home with me!

 

It appears that I have found a great new source for pulled pork barbecue and it’s reasonably priced!

 

AH HELL!!  Now I’m gonna’ get fatter!!

 

GRUMP!!

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50 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

I actually had a good day today!!  Took the family out for a great meal to celebrate my grandson’s birthday and brought half the menu home with me!

 

It appears that I have found a great new source for pulled pork barbecue and it’s reasonably priced!

 

AH HELL!!  Now I’m gonna’ get fatter!!

 

GRUMP!!

 

 

OH QUIT YER DANG WHINING OR WE'LL GIVE YA SOMETHING TA WHINE ABOUT!

 

(That enough chit and abuse ??)

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8 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

 

OH QUIT YER DANG WHINING OR WE'LL GIVE YA SOMETHING TA WHINE ABOUT!

 

(That enough chit and abuse ??)


Sounds like my dad, back in the day!!

 

THANK YOU SIR!! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER??  :rolleyes: B) :lol:

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13 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


Sounds like my dad, back in the day!!

 

THANK YOU SIR!! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER??  :rolleyes: B) :lol:

 

 

Why Certainly!

 

HEY YOU!!

THIS IS THE GRUMP THREAD!

QUIT BEIN' SO PERLITE AN' CHEERFUL !!

Better?

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DANGIT!!  Now you’re telling me that I can’t even grump right??

 

Well…. JUST GRUMP ALL TO HELL!!

 

 

(yeah! better!)

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Posted

CLK Ain't You up past yer Bedtime ...

Now hit da Hay you is making me Grumpy...

Lot's of Work da be done ta leave fer 5 Weeks...

 

Jabez Grumpy Cowboy

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Sleep is overrated…

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4 hours ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said:

Sleep seems to be a fleeting thing ... 

 

Jabez Cowboy

 

Where are you?

Lost your luggage yet?

Did you make it to Uganda or did Air Canada pull another one?

Posted (edited)

Page THREE (3) and you know what that means.

The Government of the Province of British Columbia, that just decriminalized the possession of up to 2.5 grams of Heroin; Morphine; Fentanyl; Crack Cocaine; Meth and Ecstasy.

I can't wait to see what's next and the consequences.

 

 

 

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Posted

The ones it doesn’t kill are too high to care what the gooberment takes from them!  A perfect control mechanism!!

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15 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

And more evidence the inmates are running things

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WELL! It’s kinda’ logical, if you take into consideration that without the plastic straw, you make it more difficult to snort up the fairy dust!!

 

THINK ABOUT IT!!  Some of these idiots are too stupid to roll up paper currency and use it!!!

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I just finished, cleaned up and gassed the snow-blower and put it away.

Went in for lunch and a nap, then woke up to this.

Sigh.

Now the plows will be back.

Again.

Right after I finish cleaning the driveway.

Again.

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On 1/29/2023 at 8:35 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Page three:

Jabez away and time for another lesson on CANADA!:

And here he is!

Our own MR. DRESS-UP!!!

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Looks like a one man Village People.

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Posted (edited)

Deleted.

Our new censorship laws were designed to keep certain matters from being made public.

Suffice to say there is a certain 2.5 million NDA in the past.

 

Edited by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474
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Posted

Got a friend that told me she Missed her X

 

But that was alright She got him on the reload...

 

Jabez Cowboy

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Posted

Practice practice practice!!!

 

Glad you made it home!! Now you can get caught up on the lawn!!

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But da Drifts where "Walk on Top" hard and three feet high...

Spent about 4 hours with my shovel clearing my driveway.

With my 7 foot wide bucket on my 75 horsepower Tractor...

 

Jabez Cowboy

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12 hours ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said:

But da Drifts where "Walk on Top" hard and three feet high...

Spent about 4 hours with my shovel clearing my driveway.

With my 7 foot wide bucket on my 75 horsepower Tractor...

 

Jabez Cowboy

Welcome home Jabez!

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3 hours ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said:

Eyesa Horg ;

 

Thanks Ya Ole Grump...

You're quite welcome!

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