Cat Brules Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presidio Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Now ain't that the darn truth of it............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 27, 2015 Author Share Posted November 27, 2015 And, then there's always B. P. Harper's tombstone (1929 - 1979) in Key West, Florida: "I TOLD You I Was Sick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 BAW HAW HAW HAW!!! (snigger, snort, wipes eyes, re-reads it ag'in ...) BAW HAW HAW HAW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 You never know what is true on the internet, I looked this up and found: There was a Russell J Larsen and his tombstone is in the Logan City Cemetery. And his headstone is WAY WAY Cooler!!!! PIC IS A BIT SMALL SO HERE IS THE TEXT: TWO THINGS I LOVE MOST, GOOD HORSES AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. AND WHEN I DIE I HOPE THEY TAN THIS OLD HIDE OF MINE AND MAKE IT INTO A LADIES RIDING SADDLE, SO I CAN REST IN PEACE BETWEEN THE TWO THINGS I LOVE MOST. ANd I don't know if that is true either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 In Ignatio Colo the main road going to the Cemetary is named End Of Trail Drive Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 When I was in The Marines, and we were having a Unit party, at some point, we'd have a toast. "To our wives, lovers and girlfriends: may they never meet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 There is a tombstone in our local cemetery from the 1930's that has the following brand on it. It is the number 2 with the second number 2 on its back and then the letter P. when translated it reads 2, lazy 2, P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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