Cat Brules Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Bill & The Genie Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obamas new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele would go friggin' ballistic. Then Bill noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant you one wish." "Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this damned dog." They walk over to the splattered remains of Sunny. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" Bill asked. The Genie looked at the remains and shook his head. "This critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Maybe there's something else you'd like?" Bill thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had an affair with this beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first photo. "But Im actually married to this woman called Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see what Hillary looks like, so do you think you can make her look like Monica?" The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Darn, let's have another look at that dog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Didn't see that coming. (And if you believe that, I have bridge I'd l can sell you for cheap.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 6:30 a.m and I'm already laughing. Thats funny. ...........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Good for a morning laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 "Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things I need" I knew something was wrong when he said this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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