Blackwater 53393 5,509 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Well, my mustache was aggravating me today, so I shaved it off in order to "start over" this evening. My four year old was in the bathtub, and he told me to put it back on. He wasn't upset, but he was definitely worried. My wife walked in and told me I looked ridiculous with a goatee and no mustache, and that I needed to shave it all. So I shaved my whole face, for the first time in 3 1/2 years. He went to bed screaming and crying, and won't look at me now. I felt like joining him. Tom!! You that ugly?? Ain't been clean shaven since 1970. Schoolmarm has never seen me shaved in person! Neither has Hatfield! Likely they never will. And yeah! I might be that ugly!! BUT I DOUBT IT!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Elk Creek LeMieux 0 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Well Blackwater... Ugly or not, the last 3 years haven't been kind. That's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,509 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Few of the years are kind to the weary! You get used to getting smacked around and you go on with it. I'm still in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in. The young'uns will get used to you in a couple of days, although both my niece and nephew would never let a clean shaven man near them. My dad, brother and myself have never been bare faced since they were born. Dad was buried with a "full set". My mom kept it trimmed for him even after he was unaware of her presence! She said he wanted to look that way and that was all she needed to know. Link to post Share on other sites
Elk Creek LeMieux 0 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 My wife, immediately after I shaved the 4 inches off my chin, said "maybe you should have kept it and let the mustache come back in." I'm not sure if she prefers the hair, or prefers not to see the chin, hahaha. Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,509 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 My wife, immediately after I shaved the 4 inches off my chin, said "maybe you should have kept it and let the mustache come back in." I'm not sure if she prefers the hair, or prefers not to see the chin, hahaha. Yeah!! I sometimes wonder about that myself!! Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,509 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 So, Tom!! What does the wife think about a four day stubble?? Will the young'un have anything to do with you yet?? Link to post Share on other sites
Elk Creek LeMieux 0 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Yeah, he was ok as soon as he felt it growing back on my chin. He walks up and rubs it now and then, just to be sure it's still growing hahaha. My wife said she's gonna rub horse hair growth steroid on my face, because she wants the beard back sooner. Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 957 Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 horse hair growth steroid???? does it werk? Link to post Share on other sites
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 398 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 SUPER GLUE AND A FIDDLE BOW CB Link to post Share on other sites
Grizzly Dave 942 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 SUPER GLUE AND A FIDDLE BOW CB And post pictures Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,509 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Yeah, he was ok as soon as he felt it growing back on my chin. He walks up and rubs it now and then, just to be sure it's still growing hahaha. My wife said she's gonna rub horse hair growth steroid on my face, because she wants the beard back sooner. Maybe I should be rubbin' that stuff on my ol' shiny noggin!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 5,124 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Me too before it's too late. Link to post Share on other sites
Elk Creek LeMieux 0 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 horse hair growth steroid???? does it werk? I don't know if it actually has steroids in it. But it's called MTG or something like that. And it works wonders for gettin hair to grow back in over scars on horses. Or if you have a horse that likes rubbing against a post in the corral, and has a bald spot as a result, hit him with the stuff for about a week before your show and the bald spot will fill in. It smells like bacon. Link to post Share on other sites
Elk Creek LeMieux 0 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Maybe I should be rubbin' that stuff on my ol' shiny noggin!!! Side affects supposedly include hair growing in places other than the area applied. Link to post Share on other sites
Elk Creek LeMieux 0 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 My wife says a single application also helps speed the healing of poison ivy too. Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 5,124 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Side affects supposedly include hair growing in places other than the area applied. I'll take my chances. My wife says a single application also helps speed the healing of poison ivy too. I really do need some of that stuff. I can get poison ivy/oak/sumac by just thinking about it Link to post Share on other sites
Elk Creek LeMieux 0 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 She's allergic to honey suckle, it breaks her out like poison ivy. One shot of that stuff and the rash just about disappears. Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,509 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Let's not get into the allergy thing again. I'm still eatin' a LOT more poultry than I'd like to................... Link to post Share on other sites
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