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I’m a little fuzzy on what the question is? Not being snarky - straight up question.

Why not?

Also Flo and Eddie. RIP sir, I still listen to your music.

Or run over by her mower.

Like this?

I just now got that that Crown Royal/Royal Crown joke. I’m a little slow on the uptake. Clever!

This is why she had to be stopped. From “Mad Men”: 😱😁

You betcha. “Officer saves grandma from being run over by multiple vehicles.” 😄

OJ was in a large vehicle on a 4 or 5-lane interstate. She’s on a lawnmower on a rural highway moving at jogging speed - max. Coulda boxed her in 100 yards.

Yes, it can run for 3 hours. The clue for me is it took multiple police in cars, motorcycles and helicopter 22 miles to pull her over. That’s why I looked up the source of the story.

Oh, the horror!!

That’s what we use

My parents bought an old house that still had the original ice box that was built in to an outside wall. The ice man could access the ice compartment from the outside on the back porch, negating the need to come in the house. When they remodeled the house, dad tore it out and turned the space into a kitchen broom closet. (It had not been used as an ice box in decades.)

Eons ago (college), maybe 1971, we were talking about the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still. Back then old movies weren’t shown regularly on TV like they are now, so there wasn’t a lot of exposure from repetitive viewing. Anyway, the question came up about what Patricia Neal said to the robot after Michael Rennie was shot. And I instantly had the answer. These days, it’s become a cliche. I still remember it, but right now I can’t find my car keys… 😁

Umm… no bank has $200m in cash to disburse.

Fake news https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/branson-area-breaking-news-real-223831770.html

Our range has a 2-squib rule. 2 squibs in one match means you’re done shooting for the day at the moment of the second squib.

Thank you, I was wondering what the punchline was.

Appears to have been for a movie about the James Gang https://rypn.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=6134 plus, I found this: “There is no single "St. Louis Midland Railroad,"but the Central Midland Railway was a short line railroad in Missouri operating the eastern part of a former Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific Railroad line, while the Midland Valley Railroadwas a separate company operating between Arkansas and Kansas, not directly in St. Louis. The term could also refer to other railroads with "Midland" or "St. Louis" in their names, such as the Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Chicago & St. Louis Railroad or the St. Louis–San Francisco Railway.”

A big clue with the Cole Younger poster is there wasn’t a company called the St. Louis Midland Railroad.

I’m guessing it’s $50k for the viewing audience who likely wouldn’t realize $500 was a ton of money back in 1880. All they know is current dollars. A $50k reward reinforces Billy was a really bad dude to the audience.

I’ll add Matt Damon and Sylvester Stallone to the Hollywood Hypocrite list.

Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.

I tried to get this meme thread back on track with another meme after derailing it over the pen joke (sorry), but the mods must’ve found something objectionable and pulled it. Here’s another. Happy meming!