Buckshot Bear Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 An Aussie phones an ambulance because his mate's been just hit by a car Aussie: Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken. Operator: What is your location sir? Aussie: On Eucalyptus Street. Operator: How do you Spell that sir? Silence..... (heavy breathing) and after a minute or so... Operator: Are you there sir? More heavy breathing and another minute later... Operator: Sir, can you hear me? This goes on for another few minutes until... Operator: Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me? Aussie: Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him around to Oak Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 11 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: An Aussie phones an ambulance because his mate's been just hit by a car Aussie: Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken. Operator: What is your location sir? Aussie: On Eucalyptus Street. Operator: How do you Spell that sir? Silence..... (heavy breathing) and after a minute or so... Operator: Are you there sir? More heavy breathing and another minute later... Operator: Sir, can you hear me? This goes on for another few minutes until... Operator: Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me? Aussie: Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him around to Oak Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Nothing like a good 'down under' joke..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Is there such a thing? Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Nothing like a good 'down under' joke..... ..........Widder 3 hours ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said: Is there such a thing? Jabez Cowboy ............. yes there is, but that's not really one of them ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 And the lights better! (#103) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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