Subdeacon Joe Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 55 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Why do babies make bad mechanics? Because they can’t bring a sniper scope into focus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Do you know why baby ducks walk softly? Because baby ducks can't walk hardly. (With apologies to Miss Morrell who was a greta Englishteacher and the entire faculty of USU who saw fit t give me a degree in English.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Do you know why baby ducks walk softly? Because baby ducks can't walk hardly. (With apologies to Miss Morrell who was a greta Englishteacher and the entire faulty of USU who saw fit t give me a degree in English.) “The entire faulty.” An appropriate title if they gave you a degree in anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 What's so special about bullets? They're the only things that do their job after they're fired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Why is it so expensive to operate a submarine? It's the depth charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 9 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: “The entire faulty.” An appropriate title if they gave you a degree in anything. I didn't get a degree in typing. Thanks for the catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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