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23 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Well, that was pretty useless.   :mellow:

This whole pandemic crap is useless.  I have heard at least a hundred different versions of everything about it and, like it or not, the numbers just don't justify any of this.

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You'd almost think statistically unfounded threats of viral holocaust, the killer hornet apocalypse, burger famine, male pattern baldness, and catastrophic ED are just modern day incarnations of the Milgram Experiments without the fake electric shocks - just replace the fake electric shocks with the whatever current social panic you are being told to be afraid of........

.....so, stay in your homes everyone - and make sure you report your evil neighbors that DARE to disregard the rules of authority figures.   If you do as you are told, you'll even receive a 1200 dollar reward.

 

Now, return to your menial stay-at-home tasks until told otherwise you silly peasants.

 

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11 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Well, that was pretty useless.   :mellow:

Satire.

 

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