Hubby-Vision

[Subdeacon Joe 18,435]

 

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 15,943]

Hilarious! 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 5,072]

Those damn things are dangerous.

[Ozark Huckleberry 578]

Mrs. Huckleberry would say the bit with the trash can would apply just as much to a gun safe.

[Cypress Sun 2,064]

My ex (wasn't an ex then) complained about my driving on several occasions, so I bought her a pair of "driving" glasses. Cheap pair of sunglasses that I spray painted black. The next time we got in the car to go somewhere, I handed them to her and told her they were special "driving glasses". She put them on and said "I can't see anything out of these". I replied "Perfect, lets go".