Tennessee williams Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 This feller finally got out of jail after spending 20 years in the slammer. When they turned him loose, he went out to the sidewalk in front and started jumping up and down shouting "I'm free, I'm free"! This little kid happened to be on the sidewalk next to him. He started jumping up and down shouting "I'm four, I'm four"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Don't quit your day job..... Ya got any good Santa Clause jokes, do ya? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 Don't quit your day job..... Ya got any good Santa Clause jokes, do ya? ..........Widder Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can Ho Ho Ho! Why did his helper go to the Dr? Cause he had low elf esteem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Glad to see you are finally getting into the seasonal mode. Have a free DQ treat........ and tell them to put it on IMIS account! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 I figured out why Santa is always so jolly... He knows where all the naughty women live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I figured out why Santa is always so jolly... He knows where all the naughty women live! Hey! That's the one I was gonna tell. Merry Christmas, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I am not sufficiently liquid financially to have an account, much less a tab. Or even a place at the bar. Or a elf for a helper, but I do have the whiskers now. never mind Imis barkeep , Nanner splits all around and put them on Widder's tab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I am not sufficiently liquid financially to have an account, much less a tab. Or even a place at the bar. Or a elf for a helper, but I do have the whiskers now. never mind Imis barkeep , Nanner splits all around and put them on Widder's tab You forgot to mention your belly Chas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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