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A Parable:

 

The monkey sat beside the railroad track, his tail draped over a rail.

 

A train came by and cut off a section of the monkey’s tail!

 

The monkey turned around and stared down at the severed portion of his tail.

 

Another train came through and cut off the monkey’s head!!

 

The moral:

 

DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF TAIL!!

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Little Johny asked by his teacher to put these 3 words in a sentence     ...defence, defeat &  detail..

 

 

Answer...

                    The horse jumped over defence, defeat before detail !!

 

PS...That little Johny fella' sure doesn't age much ...

 

 

 

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Sober??

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You ain’t met some of the judges that I have!!

 

 

Blind (runnun’) Justice 

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Staggerin’!!

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Rollin’ Dice!

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Hockey Stick 

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Boat Oar

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Bathless??

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Fall in with a bar of soap!!

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More than bathing goin’ on!! <_<
 

 

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Or the lack of it!!

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Hog Wallow!

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Snot on a glass door knob!!

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And graphited!!

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