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Ruger's New Gun


Slow Poke Joe

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I hear that Ruger is introducing a new pistol to honor the Senate and House Of Representatives. It's called the "Congressman" - it doesn't work and you can't fire it!

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I heard its sights are set from the factory on my wallet

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I heard that it has a special rifling referred to as the whore bore!

 

It stays in the Half Cock position all the time.

 

It has no foresight and no hindsight.

 

Ruger accidently released some of the prototypes from the factory and those will only fire blanks.

 

The short barrel versions are called 'Reality' and come with no grips. In other words, they have no grip on reality.

 

 

..........Widder

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I heard that it has a special rifling referred to as the whore bore!

 

It stays in the Half Cock position all the time.

 

It has no foresight and no hindsight.

 

Ruger accidently released some of the prototypes from the factory and those will only fire blanks.

 

The short barrel versions are called 'Reality' and come with no grips. In other words, they have no grip on reality.

 

 

..........Widder

 

 

OMG. Widder you kill me....

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all it's screws are loose too, and can't be tightened.

 

It's chambers come full of hot air.....

 

It doesn't have a muzzle eethur.....

 

it does came with a flash suppressor,,,, just a flash in the pan,,,, or is it a flintlock......

 

no silencer eethur, plenty of noise...

 

hmmmm

 

Cheyenne :P

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