Bama Red Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 My Bride was watchin' a program on HGTV 'bout a couple looking for their first home together. They described their occupations as follows: Him: I'm a "Socio-Economist". Her: I'm an "Interaction Consultant". I take this to mean they are unemployed! They're from somewhere's in Texas, so they should know better, but they live with his momma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Maybe, .... someday, .... they'll grow up. Ah, ... who am I kidding. My only fear is,... they multiply! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 What's in a title these days anyways... GG ~ Go USA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Socio-Economist - One who develops new social entitlement programs. Interaction Consultant - One who facilitates means for people to apply for the new social entitlement programs. They should have no trouble getting a Government job in the current Administration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Dey be usin' $5.00 words when a nickle word will do !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 My daughter is a real consultant in advertising and media representation, has a few dozen clients, and makes more than her momma and I ever made together. One of her business cards lists her as an "Umbrological Parallax Coordinator". She told me what it means one time, but you know as much as I do, maybe more. She's 42, drop dead gorgeous, and single (until this summer) and hands the cards out to guys who hit on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 yeah they will breed... THATS SCARY! Tascosa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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