Red Logan #12252 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I love the Scots A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves. A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves. The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?" The Scotsman thinks quickly. Then he lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I've gotta steal borrow that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 as a highlander me own self I kin tell yew wut be under a Scotty's kilt lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 as a highlander me own self I kin tell yew wut be under a Scotty's kilt we hoped ya enjoyed it.. lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Now... dat's da bestest one I headed yet !!!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Now... dat's da bestest one I headed yet !!!!! :lol: ... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 ... GG ~ Just had a pee.........no wee too much da drink in here ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 You reminded me of this hilarious song. I love me people, the Scots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 aie it be true...that bonnie joke gets told over and over at every highland games and we always laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Red~~ the lipstick wernt my color, but I enjoyed lookin at it jus' the same ...prolly not as much as yew liked thinkin' about it tho' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Hoot mon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Well, there ya have it, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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