Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 13, 2011 Author Posted January 13, 2011 We're all here because we ain't all there! But, at one time or nother, we all have been there........ Now dat we have all been there.... We all can come here and drink !!!!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 13, 2011 Author Posted January 13, 2011 OK y'llPush all this mess outa the back door , it be high time to get this party started . Bottles get a move on ,its too cold not to have some anti -freeze CB Now Chickasaw, Dat's exactly what I was thinkin' to !!! Damn.....WE"RE GOOD !!!!
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 folks It is so clod out there I had to break the ice offen the lock to gets to the "spring water" whats I had put out there . So heres a couple or six of em PUT OUT that smoke less ya wanta gets blown up CB
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 I was thinking of a Marine joke, ya know, the one where I get beat up? Maybe a keg of beer fer our Marine ta go with the vat of whiskey. My tab MS the sea going Injun
Texas LawDog Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 I've got some Bushmills for my Brother, Montana Slick, to add to his Cawfee in the morning.
Yuma Devil Dog Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Apache, I'll take that vat of whiskey and raise you two more on my tab! Ifn we kan get some mor saloon girls in here, I reckon it'll be a mighty fine time!! in fact LADIES DRINKS ARE ON MY TAB ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!!!!! YEEEHAWWWW!!!!
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 I've got some Bushmills for my Brother, Montana Slick, to add to his Cawfee in the morning. Yummy, fresh cawffe on Bro. Tex, lets have a waker upper eh. Thanks Yuma, free drinks are always welcome in the Saloon Da Law
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 What in the name o' Sam Hill is a goin' on with folks abusin' me-own-selfs poor beat up tab...??? I had that thing nailed to the bar at the bottom of the pile...!!! I expect Badger had somethin' to do with this...!!! But if'n we're gonna drink, let's get it done... Wine aint gonna make it... Make mine 5 fingers in a dirty glass and put a horse hair in it... And give the Marine two of 'em with my thanks... Vaya con Dios
Yuma Devil Dog Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Make it two horse hairs in mine bar keep! adds more spice to that good burbon! ON FLINT OF COURSE
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Tabs are fine, just hide the credit card, they get abused at times. Whats in yer wallet? Mines MT,I do get an allowances tho. Bought some new power tools yesterday, recon that calls for a celebration?
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 MS Any day that ends with a y calls for a party CB
Grizzly Dave Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 new power tools is definitely a cause for celebration!
Complicated Lady Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 My boss is not going to be here tomorrow or Tuesday next week. A round for everyone! But no horse hairs in mine please
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 My boss is not going to be here tomorrow or Tuesday next week. A round for everyone! But no horse hairs in mine please Heres another "Y" CB, drink up. Would just a human hair do ya Cl Darlin'? Good bye, so long snow....45 degreez another cause fer a drink....motor boat is ready.
Complicated Lady Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Heres another "Y" CB, drink up. Would just a human hair do ya Cl Darlin'? Good bye, so long snow....45 degreez another cause fer a drink....motor boat is ready. ew! No!
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 ew! No! Hey Barkeep, "HOLD THE HAIR" we dunt want it.
Texas LawDog Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Bro. Slick, I need some of that hair to keep my head warm. It has been below freezing around here since the weekend. Victoria loves this cold stuff. She loves the outdoors. I think she was an outside dog before we got her from the shelter. I twisted my right knee Monday morning, so I'm walking around with a cane. I remember a line from a movie that Ben Johnson was in. " You know the worst part of getting old'? "Getting Old"!
Grumpy Old Man Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 I'll join in. I only drink on special occasions tho, like if the sun comes up or the sun goes down. And I don't drink anything stronger than pop, but Pop drank some pretty strong stuff!!!!!
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 MS Any day that ends with a y calls for a party CB I like the way you think... Vaya con Dios
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 14, 2011 Author Posted January 14, 2011 Apache, I'll take that vat of whiskey and raise you two more on my tab! Ifn we kan get some mor saloon girls in here, I reckon it'll be a mighty fine time!! in fact LADIES DRINKS ARE ON MY TAB ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!!!!! YEEEHAWWWW!!!! Now dat will work, JarHead !!! Now, I aint gonna sing yet till ALL da ladies come in !!! Yuma, ya know what da Army Puke said to da Marine Jarhead ??
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 14, 2011 Author Posted January 14, 2011 HELL EVERYONE DRINKS ON MY TAB! Oh...I like da way ya think ......!!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 14, 2011 Author Posted January 14, 2011 My boss is not going to be here tomorrow or Tuesday next week. A round for everyone! But no horse hairs in mine please Bottles, pour me 5 fingers of Bulliet, ..... But put a buffaler horn and a strand of rusty barbed wire in it ! Give CL one too, just like mine is !!!!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 14, 2011 Author Posted January 14, 2011 Heres another "Y" CB, drink up. Would just a human hair do ya Cl Darlin'? Good bye, so long snow....45 degreez another cause fer a drink....motor boat is ready. Dat calls fer a drink !!!
Complicated Lady Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 "Here, hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend"
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 Bro. Slick, I need some of that hair to keep my head warm. It has been below freezing around here since the weekend. Victoria loves this cold stuff. She loves the outdoors. I think she was an outside dog before we got her from the shelter. I twisted my right knee Monday morning, so I'm walking around with a cane. I remember a line from a movie that Ben Johnson was in. " You know the worst part of getting old'? "Getting Old"! I think were warmer here Bro. Tex, got up to 45 today. Busted my seat meat the other day snow blowing, slipped on the ice and down I went. Does this call fer a drink on the house? No hair please.Tex needs it. MS Getting old
Deja Vous Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 Team penning one night.. I had a boyfriend of a friend ask me if I could hold his beer while he penned.. lol.. I said sure.. and he tossed it. and of course bottoms up it went and I smelled like a can of beer for the night.. He was crazy, funny.. lol..
Yuma Devil Dog Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 What did that old Army puke say Hawk? What he say?!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Posted January 15, 2011 What did that old Army puke say Hawk? What he say?! Da "Grunt" asks da "Jarhead".. "Hey Jarhead, ya know what da differance is between Jarheads and Grunts?" "Jarhead" says, I tell yur gonna tell me, "Grunt" saids, Yup I am. Da differance is, WE KNOW HOW TO DUCK !!!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Posted January 15, 2011 Team penning one night.. I had a boyfriend of a friend ask me if I could hold his beer while he penned.. lol.. I said sure.. and he tossed it. and of course bottoms up it went and I smelled like a can of beer for the night.. He was crazy, funny.. lol.. When a white man who worked on da ranch wif me wood say, "Here, hold my beer!" I wood throw a elbow into my cousins side and in Apache I wood say, " Watch dis fool. Dis is gonna be good !"
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 Hey Hawk, Jarhead joke is gonna get ya a black eye...I'll be laughing.
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Posted January 15, 2011 "Here, hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend" Some how, I just can't git dat mental picture out of my brain..........
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Posted January 15, 2011 Hey Hawk, Jarhead joke is gonna get ya a black eye...I'll be laughing. When I was a rider in da "STORM" a fight wood almost always break out !! Man, dey whar good ones too !!
EE Taft Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 Some how, I just can't git dat mental picture out of my brain.......... That be why I didn't say nuttin', I'm still rollin' that one 'round in my head. I'll have another drink and sit and think 'bout this a while longer. ~EE Taft~
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 15, 2011 Author Posted January 15, 2011 Do dat, EE !! Da whiskey aint half bad.... And da drinkin' company aint half bad a'tall !!
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