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Another time I had a wild craving for sardines, and chocolate milk, again, I do not recommend it, in fact DO NOT try it, but if you must, make sure you are near a rest room, the two don't mix in yer belly very well.

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I bet...........(had to stop and get the mental picture out of my head).......That that produced colors never before seen by the naked eye.

 

 

~EE (I said naked..........whole new can of worms!)Taft~

 

:)

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No firewater, just a bottle of "Pinch" Scotch....but then I like a good Bailys and cawffee :)

 

Well ya know I have been thinking about taking up drinking cuz it would be easier to understand that than relationships.. lol

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Stick to milk and water Deja darlin...maybe some tea and cawffee. :)

lol... so far I have... and tea.. green tea.. lol.. Ya know... I do pretty darn good on a caffine high.. loll

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Bet the beer made it soggy eh.

 

Hey EET, wanna do a sundance? I'm game if ewe air...then off to the sweat lodge. :)

 

I don't know about doin' a sundance, but I'll sure take some sun.

 

Anything's better than all this white stuff on the ground.

 

~EE Taft~

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I don't know about doin' a sundance, but I'll sure take some sun.

 

Anything's better than all this white stuff on the ground.

 

~EE Taft~

 

 

Was out at 7 this morn' snow blower runs great...more snow today and then......up in the 40's....floods fer sure. :blush:

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I'll take some of those 40s. We won't hit that 'round here for quite a while.

 

:FlagAm:

 

Darn cold air...........

 

Gonna be somewhere around 0 degrees tonight.

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Another time I had a wild craving for sardines, and chocolate milk, again, I do not recommend it, in fact DO NOT try it, but if you must, make sure you are near a rest room, the two don't mix in yer belly very well.

 

 

Wuz you pregnant at the time, Grizz? :FlagAm:

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Well, I ain't complainin'none..............

 

I got me a new Stetson Bat Masterson lid (hat) off the UPS truck today. I figgered the last Stetson I bought lasted me 18 years, It was time to retire it to a workin' cowboy hat. (that and it's got more holes in it that I do!)

 

Gonna go romp in the snow and mud with it to give it some time to wear.

 

Then I'll be in the Saloon fer a drink!

 

~EE(shiney new hat and all)Taft~

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OK OK hold it down over there

 

Where oh where is all the Saloon girls ?

 

IF you ain't careful ya is gonna get accused of wastin' hooch

Hawk quit spilling that its eatin the floor

 

CB

 

 

Come on in Ladies...........

 

 

 

I'll sing ya a song !!! :FlagAm:

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I've no idea what's being discussed, but I'm always the last to know anything. Anyway, I've stumbled in and been thrown out of saloon doors without ever noticing the shape. :FlagAm:

 

 

 

 

And ya wont notice des, either !!!!

 

 

Come on Deadwood Slim.....lets have a drink and sing somethin'! :blink:

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Guys.. I am NOT cleaning this mess up.. geesh.. now pick up your cans and bottles please.. opps.. darn it .. at least run your foot thru the chew spit, i am tired of slipping on it with a tray of KINDA clean glasses.. lol... Here is a nice bottle of aged wine for ya.. it was aged on the truck in the carton on the way here.. lol 3 fingers or 6??? lol

 

 

WINE.......

 

AGED WINE........

 

 

DATS A LADIES DRINK !!!!!!!!!! :FlagAm:

(OH DATS RAT, YUR A LADY !!! :blink: )

 

I'll have rottgot and nothin' else ! And dat goes fer all men folk drinkin on Flint's tab !!! :FlagAm:

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Bro. EET, too bad yer aint Injun, or is ya? Dunt serve Injuns in the Saloon I hear tell.

 

MS

 

Slick...Good to hear from ya gain. :FlagAm:

 

 

Dat was da old saloon. :FlagAm:

 

 

Dey serve all who thrist and have $$$, least I think dat dey do. :blink:

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HUH???? Really??/ Uh, well thats okay I dont' eat injuns anyhow.. But I love them... lol....

 

 

Sorry, but I've just got to do dis: :FlagAm:

 

 

"Injun is...

 

Or injun aint my baby ?"

 

 

 

WHEW......I fell better now !!!! :blink:

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Little Injun and a whole lot o' Irish............. :blink:

 

 

How da hell did dat happen???

 

~EE(hIcCuP)Taft~

 

 

Well, as best as I can figger, it was.........

 

 

A long night and a whole lot of whiskey !!! :FlagAm:

 

 

 

I think a white man sneeked into da lodge in my case !!! Wif out whiskey !!! :FlagAm:

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So yer sayin'.........We should pity him or envy him?

 

I'm confoozed

 

:FlagAm:

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lol.. fry bread? Are you kidding.. heck yeah with stuff on them.. yeah,.. heck yeah.. lol I make them too.. oh, I guess I should, huh? lol

 

 

ATTENTION.........ATTENTION.......MAY I HAVE YUR ATTENTION, PLEASE !!

 

 

 

DA SALOON NOW HAS A FRY COOK !!!! :FlagAm:

 

REPEATING........

 

 

DA SALOON NOW HAS A FRY COOK !!!!!!! :blink:

 

 

Tip her well, boys!! :FlagAm:

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Irish Whiskey probably? lol

 

 

 

Naw.....

 

Irish + Whiskey, most likey!! :FlagAm:

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Y'all are just not right!

 

 

 

 

and yet....

 

 

 

and yet.....

 

 

I just keep coming back don't I???

 

 

Okay, I will have a drink with you but I don't like wine

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Hey.. lol.. I am pretty sure it was Irish Whiskey and probably a few peyote buttons.. lol. okay fine just kidding.. But a lot of us are Catholic.. Irish is catholic.. think about that for a minute.. lol

 

 

 

 

HEY......HEY........

 

 

 

What cha tryin to do here ? Makes folks a bit happy here !!! :FlagAm:

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Little Injun and a whole lot o' Irish............. :FlagAm:

 

 

How da hell did dat happen???

 

~EE(hIcCuP)Taft~

 

 

I don't know but it happened to me too....

Daddy was Irish (explains the blond hair and blue eyes)

but Momma's Cherokee

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It's funny you mention that...........I'm not catholic...........

 

 

 

 

But I have had peyote a few times............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And my share of irish whiskey..............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And enough tequila that I have at times forgot how to spell ta~key~la...............

 

 

 

 

 

~EE(Bottles, I'll have a tA~kIll~ya...........With a chocolate milk chaser) Taft~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That don't even sound good, .............. :FlagAm: .................But I'll try anything once! :FlagAm:

 

 

 

Oh Lordy........Peyote buttons........whiskey.....and Ta-kill-ya.........

 

 

Let da good times roll !!! :angry:

 

 

 

DO NOT TELL DA WIFEY DAT !!!!! :blink:

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Y'all are just not right!

 

 

 

 

and yet....

 

 

 

and yet.....

 

 

I just keep coming back don't I???

 

 

Okay, I will have a drink with you but I don't like wine

 

 

Yup, we ain't all there, iz we?

 

:FlagAm:

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Yup, we ain't all there, iz we?

 

:FlagAm:

 

We're all here because we ain't all there!

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Oh Lordy........Peyote buttons........whiskey.....and Ta-kill-ya.........

 

 

Let da good times roll !!! :FlagAm:

 

 

 

DO NOT TELL DA WIFEY DAT !!!!! :FlagAm:

 

 

There's just some things we don't discuss around the dinner table.

 

 

:blink:

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Another time I had a wild craving for sardines, and chocolate milk, again, I do not recommend it, in fact DO NOT try it, but if you must, make sure you are near a rest room, the two don't mix in yer belly very well.

 

 

 

Dadburn it Grizz, I was just happy hangin' out here, but now I'm gonna have to git nother bottle just to git dat mental picture out of my head !!!! :FlagAm:

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Well ya know I have been thinking about taking up drinking cuz it would be easier to understand that than relationships.. lol

 

 

 

I have ALWAYS said dat, Deja. :FlagAm:

 

 

Mite bit more cheaper to boot !! :blink:

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I don't know about doin' a sundance, but I'll sure take some sun.

 

Anything's better than all this white stuff on the ground.

 

~EE Taft~

 

 

You got dat shot rat, EE !!! :FlagAm:

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HEY!! MARINE COMIN THROUGH!! EVERYBODY WATCH OUT, ITS DRINKIN TIME!!!! :blink:

 

 

Bottles, DO NOT give dis man a bottle on Flint's tab........

 

 

 

GIVE HIM A VAT OF WHISKEY, ON MY TAB !!!! :FlagAm:

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Yup, we ain't all there, iz we?

 

:blink:

 

 

Not me,.....No Sireee.... Never said I was.......uh.......all there. :FlagAm:

 

 

Never accused of bein dat !! :FlagAm:

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