Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

I believe that I saw on one of the shooting TV shows Lead Dispenser said that he squirted toothpaste with baking soda in it into his Vaqueros as a Action Job and then sat in front of his TV cycling the actions for several hours.

And then they had to replace it. Please try and keep up.

When I was stationed in Okinawa, I LOVED getting a haircut from a local. An Oriental Barber ALWAYS gives you a 30 second massage when you're done. There was even one at a local Barber College that did so as a student.

To make headlines. Pure P.R.

There was discussion on another thread about Superman ducking the thrown gun after the bullets bounced off him. Somebody pointed out that once he did catch the gun and crush it. That must have been the S&W. They then had to replace it and got a colt. (Sounds as reasonable as anything Alpo would come up with. And I'll bet that Subdeacon Joe could find a video of it.)

I use this stuff on headlights. Works good, but you have to touch them up a couple times a year. A spluge on a polishing pad and a couple minutes by hand on each light works wonders. I use it on the windows of my Jeep too.

William Shatner went up on Blue Origin's New Shepard in October 13 2021. Publicity photo with him and the others he went up with.

On the positive side, they didn't get lost and have to stop for directions. (Yes, I know..) At least Captain Kirk went first.

That'll never hold...

Yeah, rap music... the "C" is silent. We have the same "We can't control it" at our gym. Some of it's okay, but then sometimes I'm saying, "Da*m, there's something wrong with the radio."

Seek professional help immediately!

A welding jacket will probably be green.

Either way they're not metal! Hollywierd says so.

But in "Die Hard 2" they said it was completely plastic so that a metal detector wouldn't see them?!

A friend of mine had a mother that was a total control freak. Sometimes she would pick up another phone when we were talking and just listen. If either one of us heard the "click" of her doing so, we'd say, "Hey, I just heard from Jack", and we'd wrap it up. Sometimes she'd pick it up, listen for a few seconds, and start dialing like we weren't even talking!

Marines are always giving The Navy crap, but we NEVER did so to our Corpsman. I've seen more than a few times when were on a Forced March, when we would typically stop for about 10 minutes every hour, Marines taking off their boots complaining about their feet, but our Corpsmen were running up and down the line making sure that WE were okay when they had been marching right along with the rest of us.

Just a few examples here:

I would absolutely pitched a fit. His boss needs to know that should this behaviour go unpunished that YOUR business will go elsewhere. I understand that the Barbershop is a side business for him, but if he's going to let that guy treat his customers that way, how can you trust his main business to do any better. I would probably go as far as to find out if what ever licensing agency does so for barbers in Texas has a process for making complaints on a State level.

They ALWAYS use that as a reason to not vote for any legislation that our side puts up. And of course the Lame Stream Media always backs them up on it. Rush used to say that if the world was coming to an end, they would run the headline, "World Comes to an End, Women and Minorities Hit Hardest". According to the Yahoo article, "The legislation, sponsored by Rep. Chip Roy, R-Texas, would amend the National Voter Registration Act so states would be required to obtain proof of citizenship in person from people who are registering to vote." "The bill's Republican sponsor argued that there's a system in place to address those concerns. The Associated Press reported that Roy said: “We have mechanisms giving the state fairly significant deference to make determinations as to how to structure the situation where an individual does have a name change. The process is specifically contemplated in this legislation.” Full article here: https://www.yahoo.com/news/house-passes-bill-requiring-proof-152804943.html And the Military certainly does NOT confiscate birth certificates.

"the mind works in mysterious ways" Well, yeah! We all know that yours does. I'm not sure about some of you other guys either.

That griptape looks like it belongs there. 🤩

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Not long after I started delivering welding supplies, I was sent to a place that was kind of out in the country just South of Tucson. It was a plot with a Mobile Home on it, and the lady has several BIG "dogs" running loose there. When I was done, one of them came up to me like any other dog wanting some attention. As I was scratching it behind the ears, the lady said, "I don't want to scare you, but those are wolf rescues." I wasn't scared, but I was careful. Didn't have any trouble though. Maybe, but I'd be sticking real close to Dr. Grant.

JURASSIC PARK LIVES!!!