Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

Hey Trigger Mike, how would these work? https://www.sarcoinc.com/cia-contract-ordnance-pouches/

He later added three more. Of those three, only the last is still unsaid.

I thought a balanced diet meant a beer in each hand.

I think that Rickles could get away with it. Even when he first made it big he said things that nobody else could. He used to say that he got away with it because he said them with love. AND he insulted EVERYBODY.

Similar to this: The Retrosexual Code A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE. A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female. A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT. A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself. A Retrosexual doesn’t worry about living to be 90. It’s not how long you live, but how well. If you’re 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods). A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he’s 30 years old. A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the “Dealing with IT” portion of The Code. A Retrosexual watches no TV show with “Queer” in the title. A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV. A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a frou-frou little puss, and in the long run, she ain’t worth it. A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak tree chipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn’t pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you. A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey. A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie – and ONLY a Windsor knot. A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting. A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can’t hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can – or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be. A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it’s just plain fun to shoot. Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part. A Retrosexual man’s favorite movie isn’t “Maid in Manhattan” (unless that refers to some foxy French maid sitting in a huge tub of brandy or whiskey), or “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.” Acceptable ones may include any of the Dirty Harry or Nameless Drifter movies (Clint in his better days), Rambo I or II, the Dirty Dozen, The Godfather trilogy, Scarface, The Road Warrior, The Die Hard series, Caddyshack, Rocky I, II, or III, Full Metal Jacket, any James Bond Movie, Raging Bull, Bullitt, any Bruce Lee movie, Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, etc.etc. *When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, hell, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted “you punks” look on his face. A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged in a serious healthy relationship – i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance. A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils. A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20 mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride on a plow berm. A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land. *A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except officers above 2nd Lt) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country. *A Retrosexual man doesn’t need a contract — a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him. A Retrosexual man doesn’t immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT.

Or Yabba Dabba Do.

We bounced better back then too.

As a Young Marine, I knew a black kid who's last name was Negron. A white guy he knew called to him in the Chow Hall, "Hey Negron", only came out it sounding like "Niggron". A table of some other black Marines who didn't know him heard it and jumped up yelling , "WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?!?!" As I happened to be right there, I was able to explain it to them, but it could have gotten bad.

Back in 1999 a Washington D.C. Mayor's Aide got absolutely destroyed for using the term "niggardly" when referring to the city budget. I shudder to think what would happen these days is someone used the term.

Wouldn't that be "ARRR!" rated? (Come on, you know SOMEBODY had to do it).

Just look at Alpo...

Forty, that was just a bit before my time, (I was in High School), but here's a couple websites I found that might help. https://excuseusforliving.com/2014/06/19/my-vietnam-1970-2/ https://www.vspa.com/crb-gates-and-posts.htm https://vp1pops.net/memories/vietnam/cam-ranh-bay/

Little Deuce Coupe, Hot Rod Lincoln, T-Bird, (Fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the T-bird away).

Let me look...

That just doesn't pass the sniff test.

This is about the series. Reacher played by a guy named Alan Ritchson.

Not so much. He just wants everybody to know that he thinks that way.

Sure there is. He thinks that it will increase his popularity if people know he thinks that way too.

You never know. Those types think that everybody thinks the way they do. Or thinks that they should.

Ours just went up again. For Two adults, one, (me) being a Seasoned Citizen and three older vehicles, from $85 a month to $147 a month. With NO claims except two windows.

There wouldn't be. They were trying to say that HSM shipped live ammo with blanks. That bullet configuration shows that they didn't because HSM didn't use that bullet or powder.

I looked at the link that sassnetguy50 showed. It's not worth $14 a month to me. I've seen that Amazon Prime members car get music free from Amazon, I just don't know what device I need. If it's a smartphone again, I'm out. I'll just listen to my CDs.

Fixed it for ya. However you also should know that the reason these people want to get their big opinion out there is because we need to know that they know better than the rest of us do.