Bicyclists! Don’t get me started on those...people. I am all for sharing the road but some bicyclists are just plain self-entitled, self-absorbed $&@#birds.
Blowing your horn does no good.
Revving your engine does no good.
Being polite and hoping they move does no good.
Yelling at them does no good.
Rolling down your windows, turning on very loud obnoxious music, RAP or Death Metal, does do good...especially Death Metal.
Their casual quiet ride being transformed into a satanic festival for the ears has a wonderful impact on things. They move over and you proceed.
Having trouble picking a CD of Death Metal? Google is your friend.
Amazon has these:
You can use these to quell the awful noise from your car as you watch the cyclists squirm in their seats and pull over to let you by...
and they come come in handy at shooting matches. I thought purple might be your color but they do have other colors.
Yep, Slim, that IS passive aggressive.