Cypress Sun

Did you know that if you put your wife and dog in the trunk, only one of them will still be glad to see you when you open the trunk. Guess which!

Ooops.

The top car looks like a Pinto, not a Pacer.

Must be the "new math". Helpful hint - Use a plastic jug. An ex-friend used a glass 5 gallon jug for coins. When it was almost full, he went to move it....the bottom fell out, you can guess the rest!

BOO....

That's what they made tape and coins for! A dime if it wasn't too bad, penny for medium warps and a nickel or quarter for the bad ones!

What losers. I wonder if either of those morons know what their clothing, shoes, jewelry, hats, etc are made from or how many animal products are used in their manufacture.....idiots.

I forgot about those. They actually worked also!

It dead ends at Bobbitt Blvd.

Well...Pour some sugar on me....!

What in the hell is that clicking noise that been going on for the last 15 minutes?

Now that there is funny as heck!

Dark lyrics? I'll say!!! Dark video also. Doesn't matter, still a good song. Almost any name substituted for Miriam will suffice.

When I was a kid (1967 mol), I went to Busch Gardens (Anheuser-Busch) with my Dad to see the animals, ride the train around the "wild animal" enclosure and do the tourist kind of thing even though I lived with my mother and step-father about 20 miles away on the other side of Tampa Bay in Clearwater. Back then, Busch Gardens had the moniker "The Dark Continent" and was a completely different place than it is today. They had animal shows with birds, monkeys, hippos, elephants (you could ride them) and all kinds of animals that were supposedly from Africa. There were no rides to speak of except for the train that took you around the grounds. One thing that hasn't changed, as far as I know, is that they always gave away free beer at the beer tent/building/pavilion. Of course my Dad had to visit the free beer pavilion for the free beer. While he was 'testing' the beer, I made the mistake of asking him how they made beer. He told me that they gave the horses (Clydesdales) special water and had them stand over buckets to collect the urine. Then they took the urine, chilled it and put it in kegs for distribution. I believed him of course, same way I believed him when I asked him why we didn't have any sardines at Grandma's house and he told me that the Sargasso Sea had dried up and all the sardines with it. I didn't drink beer until I left home at 17. I made up for the lost time during my misspent youth however.

Guaranteed for life!

This^^^^

Isn't any Great Whites in the swimming pools!

At the end of my career as an electrician, I worked for 4 +/- years in parking lot light fixture maintenance and repair. Easy job, just make sure that the guy in the bucket truck had what he needed, make sure that the power was turned off/back on correctly, troubleshoot problems, watch for traffic and the like. One thing I noticed quickly was the amount of males and females that would meet up in the parking lots in separate vehicles. One would drive up and park far away from the businesses, park and wait. Soon, another vehicle would pull up and one or the other occupants would get out and get in the other's vehicle. Most of the time, they would kiss passionately, talk and about 50% of the time....become one with each other in one form or another. Then they would kiss somewhat passionately again, get back into their respective vehicle and leave. Didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what was going on. Cheaters and infidelity. Amazing what is visible from 35' - 65' up in the air in a bucket truck. When it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck....it's usually a duck.

Yeah they did....who do you think the snake was?

Any reasonable expectation of anonymity and privacy, outside of one's home, ended many years ago.

Agree with it or not, anytime you exit your home you are probably getting recorded by audio/visual means. Cameras are everywhere and basically record every second of your life outside of your abode. Most concerts and the like clearly state on the entry ticket that you may be filmed and your likeness used. It even says that on the waiver that you sign for entry into the SASS Florida State match. Doesn't mean I agree with it, but that's the way it is today.

Yeah, that's going to be an REAL EXPENSIVE concert outing!

Stadium seating in the 70's...Southern Style!

I think we're gonna need a bigger pole.