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Widder, SASS #59054

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  1. Tyrel, Red Knee's mentor is coming to the TN State. The man who got Red Knee shooting a 97 and teaching him a good deal of what he knows. The man who has also beat Red Knee in some speed competition at one time. A man I'm looking forward to meeting and hanging out with a spell. And a man who is also one of the best 97 smith's in the country. The man..... Roy's Creek Dan. He's as fine a feller you'd ever want to meet. Look him up at the State and say 'Howdy'. ..........Widder
  2. Capt BB, maybe with some good practice and a few more months, his SG might start sounding like 'Iron Cowboy' in which he can carve his own notch. Hopefully, the SG class can help him and if he needs any 1 on 1 encouragement, I'll be glad to help. 1 on 1 instructions are FREE for our younger shooters. You'll owe me a cold diet Pepsi if I have to help you..... ..........Widder
  3. I guess that 2 to 1 odds help you buy that inflatable giraffe. But if you think about it, stabbing your rubber ducky with a fork sounds like SOMEBODY has already started using their HooDoo doll on you. In might be time to involk incantation #7. ..........Widder
  4. TN just told me that he's planning on a "No Mercy" match at the State. Said he didn't care how pretty a feller's car or truck is, he plans to "humble a few folks". Sounds like he's bringing the whoopin! ..........Widder
  5. I heard from 'those in the know' that ole TN Williams had another stellar performance today at Wartrace. Look like the ole boy is ready for all challengers at the State next month. Capt BB is down in Georgia, washing and waxing his car. TN Williams is in Tennessee wearing out steel targets and stomping down competition. ..........Widder
  6. Are you sure you want to hear the same ole excuses every year from Capt BB? Its like one day he's gonna whoop up on TW. Then the next day, he's letting Iron Cowboy do the whoopin. Then he (Capt BB) becomes a hunting dog vendor. Do you really want this post to pop up next year? Next year we might have Red Knee coming back to the TN State. And I'll be 71 and fightin off everybody from Alabama to OKlahoma. And some young whippersnapper is gonna show up this year, take my SG Class, watch my videos, PRACTICE, and start whoopin meowndangbutt. Who knows..... it could be you, Rainmaker. ..........Widder
  7. If its a METAL scooper, there will be more than just a warmed up scooper..... Advice for scooping Ice Cream: wet the scooper with warm or hot water before scooping. And put a little elbow grease into your efforts. ..........Widder
  8. Thank You Kindly. You can close this thread now if you want. ..........Widder
  9. PWB, Most of us know the GF rules concerning 'double discharge'. AND, we know of the 'progressive penalty' consequences. QUESTION: is the 'progressive penalty' applied 'Per Stage' or is it 'Per Usage'? In other words, if a GF double discharges 3 times on the same stage, would that warrant a MDQ? I've read the Rule, and it appears to be a 'Usage' penalty, with no mention of 'Stages'. Thanks ..........Widder
  10. Howdy Deacon. All I know is that TW has got the Possum hides and Chicken Feet ready to put a 'spell' on somebody. I think Capt BB might be the favored recipient but TW has enough 'stuff' that ole Krazy Kajun might also get a 'spell' flung on him. ..........Widder
  11. I will have a 'Wiley Coyote' doll on my gun cart which will ward off ANY and ALL voodoo and whodoo spells that might be cast on fellow shooters. My guess is that the 'spells' will be cast on Capt BB and Krazy. What ja gonna do when the VooDoo runs all over you? ..........Widder
  12. BREAKING NEWS: TN Williams (TW) was planning to hold a 'Psychic' class and the positive effects of ESP on shooting competition. BUT..... he had to cancel the class due to some 'Unexpected' circumstances. Hey, I don't make this stuff up! ..........Widder
  13. Krazy: When a rookie deputy was 'learning the ropes' in Mayberry, he made up a 'crime chart' for the office. In discussing his chart, Barney says: "I ain't got time to stand around here and discuss Trivial Trivialities". In another episode about the cows wearing boots, Barney says he didn't want to make a big "Moulage" out of it. Do you remember these episodes? ..........Widder
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