Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

...... so, ....... is the new guy gonna be better than the previous *&^%$#@ ? 🤔

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I thought a group of baboons was a parliament ......... or is that owls ?

............ OMG !!!! you actually said it ....... 😮

......... sorry. 🙃

...... not mentioned in the list as I could see it, ... ........ but I think "common sense" may have been one of the first casualties ........ 🤐

Been'd There Do'd That

...... dunno what it's made of, but I'll wager it's got a high content of "imperviousness" 🙃

I heard it was the British who made the "worlds smallest twist drill" and sent it to Australia as a "show off" .......... ........ and we sent it back with with a hollowed out shank and the drill it was done with ....... 😉

........ I'd much rather have a Pepsi, ....... please. 🙃

...... in my NSHO every knife, chisel, saw, axe and especially power tools should include a packet of "band-aids" ........ 🥸

........ you get complex receipts ?

....... something to do on a wet day ?

........... and that's why your automatic is more likely to get stolen .......... 😉

I don't really care who said it ...... THEY WAS RIGHT ! 😐

............... ummmmmm, ....... no.

......... nor here neither ...... 🙃

nah, .... get out the buffing pad and put her back into service ..... 😉

If they're speeding ...... let them face the consequences. If it's a traffic problem ....... yes. ...... if it's someone I know ....... probably, ... just to say "hello". 🙃

........ do ya think it'll buff out ?? 😉

not EVER !!!!!!

These days most folks listen to the radio; ..... but that Coastwatcher probably had a wireless two-way communication device. We used to make trunk calls but now we "dial direct" and pay extra in the phone bill. The English speaking world is separated by a common language. 🙃

no but they can't "move " backwards either. 🙃

DANG ! ....... we was hoping you didn't notice ........ <blush>

....... looks like they only need one lawnmower for the whole district ....... 😉