Ole TW..... he's at it again!

[Widder, SASS #59054]

The saga never ends.  TN Williams must live a topsy turvy life.

 

I was visiting his abode this weekend and as luck would have it....it was around lunch time.  At TW's house, lunch time is anywhere

from 11:00 a.m.  till 3:00 p.m.   Really.

 

Anyhow I've getting a little hungry and suggested we go get something to eat.   

TW sez..... "Watch This".

 

He picks up a loaf of bread and hollars at his wife..... "FOOTBALL.... see if you can catch this".

He hurls the loaf of bread across the room and of course, she catches it.   Her adoring smile quickly becomes

a look of discuss when TW sez...... "Now that you've shown us you can catch, how about showing us you know how

to make some sammiches".     

 

I ain't so sure she wants me to visit much.

 

THIS MORNING, I'm talking to TW and he tells me his dishwasher is broken.   I ask if he was gonna have to buy a

new washer and he sez...... "No yet.  She just broke her leg and its suppose to heal in a couple weeks".

 

True Story.   A feller just can't make this stuff up.

 

WHOA....... get me outta here Persey!

 

..........Widder

 

[Eyesa Horg]

At least sneak a nanner split in for his dishwasher. Sheesh.

[Perro Del Diablo]

I hope he remembers to keep it moderate. 

[Pat Riot]

1 hour ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

I hope he remembers to keep it moderate. 

Who’s the sadist that put that on a plate?

 

I went to an ice cream shop down the road and they did that. They put a hot fudge Sunday on a plate and sat it down in front of me. I looked at the waitress and asked when the next round of drug testing is to be held. 
I requested and got a bowl. Idiots!

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

10 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

The saga never ends.  TN Williams must live a topsy turvy life.

 

I was visiting his abode this weekend and as luck would have it....it was around lunch time.  At TW's house, lunch time is anywhere

from 11:00 a.m.  till 3:00 p.m.   Really.

 

 

Actually, we heard it was normally sharp at 12 Noon.

Unless they're forewarned you're coming around noon. THEN lunch is at 11:00

Except when you drop in unannounced.

Then it's a case of trying to outwait the mooch visitor.