Dolphin trainer

[Tennessee williams]

An older fella was driving down the road when he rear ended the guy in front of him. The guy in front gets out and is HUGE and starts bullying the old timer around and said if he didn't give him 10grand he was going gonna beat him to a pulp. The old timer said he didn't have that kind of money and let him call his son, he was a dolphin trainer and would know what to do. So he dials his son up but the bully takes the phone from him and said to the guys son, "so, you're the dolphin trainer. Well if I don't get 10grand right now I'm whooping you AND you're old man." The son says, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

  When the son showed up, he pulverizes the big bully and as he's walking off, he tells his dad "for the last time dad, I train seals. Navy Seals, not dolphins".

[Blackwater 53393]

Once again, alligator mouth overloads humming bird butt!!  

 

 

[Perro Del Diablo]

So TN Williams did you learn not to bully old men

[Tennessee williams]

31 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

So TN Williams did you learn not to bully old men

I was an innocent bystander. I never do anything wrong.

[Blackwater 53393]

56 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

So TN Williams did you learn not to bully old men

Ol’ TW learnt a long time ago that you don’t mess with old men.

 

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and exuberance!!  

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 10/24/2023 at 9:17 AM, Blackwater 53393 said:

Once again, alligator mouth overloads humming bird butt!!  

 

 

Yeah.  Around here the bad guy might have been shot.  He posed a viable threat and a threat to life and limb and could be shot in self defense.

[Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646]

If you cant outfight them, and you cant outrun them...shoot

 

Imis

[Blackwater 53393]

10 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said:

If you cant outfight them, and you cant outrun them...shoot

 

Imis

I had to explain this to one of the people in the waiting room at my foot doctor’s office this morning.

 

They asked, very nicely, why I had my EDC on my hip in this day and time.

 

I’m on the knee scooter again because of another recent surgery on my foot.

 

I explained that, because of the foot issue, I was unable to run. I also pointed out that since I can’t put the foot on the ground/floor, I really can’t fight if threatened.

 

Then, I just kinda’ grinned and looked down at my sidearm!

 

She smiled and nodded her understanding.