Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression, he said,"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said,"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."And then finally, he said,"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."He sat down.The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Temperence is like Moderation ....... ......... it's ok as long as you don't overdo it ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Better version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Dr Temperance Brennan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Dr Temperance Brennan. ...... I find your Temperance to be more appealing than mine .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 And a sight better looking than You ........ Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 here i thought temperance was keeping my temper under control - silly me , here hold my beer , watch this , i can throw this whiskey bottle clear across the river and i bet you cant hit it with your rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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