Flies

[Buckshot Bear]

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

[watab kid]

i liked that one - shared with a couple friends , thanks for the levity 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Buckers, you're giving away all our dirty laundry ......   

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

#129

But it's still funny.

JHC

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381]