Aussie drinking buddies

[DeaconKC]

Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Darwin, Australia .
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Pete says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. 
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Pete. 
Pete says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Pete says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON’T - 'cause I'm in New Zealand'

[Singin' Sue 71615]

2 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Darwin, Australia .
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Pete says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. 
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Pete. 
Pete says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Pete says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON’T - 'cause I'm in New Zealand'

Constable Nelson!!!

Oh my word...I laughed to hard at this!!!

[Buckshot Bear]

Hilarious !

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

9 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

Constable Nelson!!!

Oh my word...I laughed to hard at this!!!

 

 ........ no, ... he was in the Navy ......

[Pat Riot]

Wait for it….

[Singin' Sue 71615]

8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ........ no, ... he was in the Navy ......

But....he is Dave....and imbibes!!!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

But....he is Dave....and imbibes!!!

 

 ..... true, ... he is, ... and he does .....