Some towns are just more creative than others...

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Sixgun Sheridan]

They didn't specify what age or gender. I could easily go blind and have an accident anyway.

[Pat Riot]

Doesn’t that sign a bit further down say “Retirement Community”? 

[Cypress Sun]

 

Doesn’t that sign a bit further down say “Retirement Community”? 

 

Nah, the next sign indicates beer bellies in the vicinity.

[Perro Del Diablo]

They do warn you not to look.