Scorpion and Snake Repellent

[Aunt Jen]

Spent 12 gauge shells scattered around.

 

Also, it'll please Jeff Foxworthy.

[G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998]

Good burglar repellent, too. -- GIT

[Utah Bob #35998]

Most burglars are not quite as smart as scorpions and snakes though.

[Yellowhouse Sam # 25171]

Put up a sign that says "Beware of Scorpions and Snakes" along with the shells. But then maybe like Bob said the burglars aren't smart enough to read.

[Texas Lizard]

Put up a sign that says "Beware of Scorpions and Snakes" along with the shells. But then maybe like Bob said the burglars aren't smart enough to read.

They aren't...Just look at the schools...

 

TL

[J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE]

I'd just post a copy of my law license.

[Trigger Mike]

since i found a scorpion in my mail box I wonder what the mail carrier will think when i put spent shotgun shells in the mail box.

[Billy Bristol]

sign on my door says

 

NO Soliciting !

I speak 12 gauge

in case you don't understand.