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Subdeacon Joe

Getting older can really suck

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My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

 

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

 

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

 

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

 

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

 

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

 

“Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,” he gleamed with pride.

 

“When did you graduate?” I asked.

 

He answered, “In 1975. Why do you ask?”

 

You were in my class!” I exclaimed.

 

He looked at me closely.

 

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, lard-butted, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-sea cook asked, “What did you teach???”

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Another good reason to own a weapon.. lol

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I bet she got that dentist visit for free.

 

~EE Taft~

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lol.. or did some time in jail..

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Guess maybe it beats the alternative. ;)

 

"Everbody wanna go to Heaven, but nobody wanna go NOW." Kenny Chesney

 

 

JHC

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