Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

If you remove the spoon from your morning coffee ....... your eyes won't hurt as much. 🙃

.... from the operators manual on how to drive a "self contained anti-theft conveyance" 🙃

I wonder how much "difficulty" could have been saved if they'd all settled on the one gauge in the first place ....... 🙃

....... well I wasn't any ruder than he had been ...... 😉

I have noticed that too. I was once berated because I shortened the stock of my "brand new" '94 'Trails End' in .45Colt to fit me. I told him that 'off the rack' trousers were too long for me too, and that it was mine, and not his, and to please go away (perhaps in not as many words) 🙃

Congratulations ! ........ now be careful where you put your hands ....... 😇

..... s'sposin' your horses is got bigger butts than mine ? 🙃

and pineapple 🙃

....... STOP that, .... the kids are watching ........ 🙃

....... and then there's spicey ..... as in "Old Spice" .... ....or is that Olde Spice ? ... 🙃

WHAT?????? ........... no pineapple ???????? 🙃

I got an "erasable whiteboard" .......... ........... it's remarkable 🙃

........ speak for yourself 🙃

......... not 'almost' any more .... 🙃

It most certainly is important to read the label ...... that's nearly 2 years past it's "use by" date ..... 🙃

....... and curse a lot whilst forcing it to fit .... 🙃

..... and let us not forget that wonderfully benevolent Nigerian Prince 🙃🙂🙃

...... well, they are. 🙃

......... actually it was, I believe, Pat who started it last month .......... (I also believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy) 🙃

.... what if the cats' name is Kevin? 🙃

Trailrider for office VOTE 1 Trailrider 🙃

...... sound advice from Abraham Lincoln, and worth listening to. 🙃

..... yes, ...... maybe ....... 🙃