Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

I was taught that supper was spelled with 2 'p's ......

.... to go Ho Ho 🙃

the feathered colour-chart

I know what's in a hotdog ................... I wish I didn't ............. 🤮

put yer teef back in .......

....... what? ......... twentywunth street ? 🤓

...... you do realise that a clean bench is a sign of a very sick mind ........ 😉

... NO SIR!! ..... that be a casserole 🥸

........... abso-dang-lutely ......... 🙃

....... I'm not as young as you appear to have assumed 🙃

.............. do you mean to tell me that's a made-up word ??

...... ya knoe; ...... as useless as most of this stuff (facts) is .......... it's still fun 🙃

........... that's ok, ....... for a small shed.

First I need a bucket ......... with a "b". 🙃

.... that's just so the steering wheels are on the correct side 🙃

........... all hell might break loose .......... ..... no, wait ....... hell's busy breaking loose in the middle east ......

......... probably ......

....... also, too, ............... and as well. 🙃

hmmmmmph ......... here they cost a whole dollar.

I just got an e-mail asking me to do a survey on a product I had bought over the internet. my response = "I'm still waiting for it to arrive !"

....................... no barbed wire ??

we sometimes/often get the question ... "are you of Aboriginal or Torres Straight Islander decent ?" ...... to which I want to write "what do I get if I am? .... I can be if it's something good" I was born here, my parents and Grandparents were all born here, does that make me an Aboriginal, or just a native Australian?

a couple of Australian private schools are having troubles with boy students AI-ing pictures of girl students and making money selling the pornographic pictures; not doing the girls reputations much good neither.

................... probably oxygen bottles in his room ....... 😇 I'm guessing ....not the first time Mr. Cig has visited this patient ....... 🥸