Capt. James H. Callahan Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 (edited) A very elderly man gently rear ended another driver at a stop sign, minor damage. The driver was furious, demanded $10,000 on the spot or he would beat the old man to a pulp. The old man said "Gosh, I don't have that much money, I'll call my son, he trains dolphins, he'll know what to do." Old man calls son, driver snatches the phone from him and and says "Hey dolphin boy, you get here with $10K real quick or I'm gonna beat your old man to death, and if you don't have the money I'll beat you too!" Son says over the phone "I'll be there in 10 minutes." 10 minutes later a jeep pulls up, after a VERY brief conversation the son puts a world class beat down on the driver in about 15 seconds, leaves him in a bleeding and moaning mass beside the road. "You OK Dad?" "I'm fine he didn't hurt me." "Good. Dad, one more time.........I don't train dolphins, I train SEALs. Navy SEALs." JHC Edited March 21 by Capt. James H. Callahan 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 #35 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 36 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: #35 I think you’re confusing #35 with #56. I believe this one is #56, but I may be wrong. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 This is a good one. I would have to agree with @Pat Riot, but then I've lost the list. Disclaimer: 10.24.2023 12.04.2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John E. Law Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 I heard one the other day that still has me laughing. A granddaughter is at her 98 year old great grandfather's funeral speaking with her great grandmother. The granddaughter asks, "How did grandpa die?" The grandmother said, "He got worked up and had a heart attack." The granddaughter then asked, "What got him so worked up." The grandmother said, "Well, we make love on Sunday mornings and that's when it happened." The granddaughter said, "Grandma, weren't you two a little old for that strenuous activity"? The grandmother said. "Well, that's why we did it on Sunday. We'd wait for church to get out and we'd then move to the rhythm of the bells, slow and steady, in on the ding and out on the dong. She then added, "Your grandfather would have been fine if that damn ice cream truck hadn't driven by". JEL 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 7 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: This is a good one. I would have to agree with @Pat Riot, but then I've lost the list. Disclaimer: 10.24.2023 12.04.2023 There’s a list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: There’s a list? Yup. Just can't seem to find it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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