When you drink a fifth of bourbon...

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

... and start swimming with the dolphins! 

[twelve mile REB]

Not my kind of Dolphin

[Pat Riot]

A number of times I may or may not have drank a fifth of (fill in the blank) and I have never ridden an alligator. I have become bulletproof, Batman, Superman, Casanova, John Travolta, Rocky, Black Beard, and a few other spectacular individuals. 
The next day I became Scrooge, Archie Bunker, Don Rickles, an alligator…

[watab kid]

i dont drink a fifth in that short of time - oh , i say , was that nessy ? 

[Rooster Ron Wayne]

I Prefer Shin

Its DriveTrain is Stronger !