The doc nearly spewed his computer

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I was at the VA for a surgical consult about my hernia.  The Doc asked “How did it happen?”

 

it did not take long to answer, “I got fat.”

 

After the Doc got done laughing at the direct answer, he said “Thank you for the honest answer.”

 

 

 

Edited September 30 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Buckshot Bear]

I got fat as well, my inguinal hernia went into my nut sack, ended up like Super Man.....three balls!

 

It was a relief to get the hernia operation done.

 

Mine was a mesh repair.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

Last visit to my PCP for a rash, he recommended a sauve to be applied. 

I inquired as to whether I would be allowed to travel out of state.

He asked why?

I replied,  because you told me " That it should be apply locally". 

[punxsutawneypete]

On 9/30/2021 at 8:15 AM, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

Last visit to my PCP for a rash, he recommended a sauve to be applied. 

I inquired as to whether I would be allowed to travel out of state.

He asked why?

I replied,  because you told me " That it should be apply locally". 

 

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[Hashknife Cowboy]

The 1st time I went in for the infamous colonoscopy, the doc asked if I had any concerns or questions for him.  I simply replied that the government has been up there for so many years that lets just get this done.....I thought the Doc was going to fall off of his stool.  Life is always in need of a sense of humor.