Pat Riot Posted October 10, 2020 Posted October 10, 2020 How do you catch a polar bear? All you need is a saw and a can of peas. You cut a big round hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When a polar bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 10, 2020 Posted October 10, 2020 What did the buffalo say when he dropped off his son at school Bi-Son
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 10, 2020 Posted October 10, 2020 What part of a chicken is like Napoleon? The boney part. Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly.
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 10, 2020 Posted October 10, 2020 How do you make Holy water? You boil the HELL out of it!
Pat Riot Posted October 10, 2020 Posted October 10, 2020 How do you make a dead baby float? Glass of root beer and two scoops of dead baby... Yep, I am going to hell for that one.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 10, 2020 Posted October 10, 2020 Stop by the halls of Congress and say "HI!" to them. Then moon 'em all and walk away.
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