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Subdeacon Joe

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How do you catch a polar bear?

 

All you need is a saw and a can of peas. 

You cut a big round hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. 

When a polar bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole. :D

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What did the buffalo say when he dropped off his son at school

 

 

 

 

Bi-Son

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How do you make Holy water?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You boil the HELL out of it!

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