Subdeacon Joe 25,836 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 22,361 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 How do you catch a polar bear? All you need is a saw and a can of peas. You cut a big round hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When a polar bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole. Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 6,503 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 What did the buffalo say when he dropped off his son at school Bi-Son Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,185 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 What part of a chicken is like Napoleon? The boney part. Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly. Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 6,503 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 How do you make Holy water? You boil the HELL out of it! Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 22,361 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 How do you make a dead baby float? Glass of root beer and two scoops of dead baby... Yep, I am going to hell for that one. Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,185 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Stop by the halls of Congress and say "HI!" to them. Then moon 'em all and walk away. Link to post Share on other sites
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