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Father Kit Cool Gun Garth

Speaking of mowing lawns ...

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Disclaimer: It's not recommended that you drink and drive, but if you do, drive responsibly.

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My Son-in-Law is the best B-BQ'ER ever, and he times his cookouts by the number of beers he drinks.  So many beers for pork loin, so many for beef, so many for chicken and so on.  It's become a legend in the family and it's true.  If he miscounts the beer he screws up the meats!  It's all part of some very agreeable family Sunday dinners.

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Didn't George Jones, the country singer get busted for driving a lawnmower while drunk?  He was out of booze and was too drunk to drive a car so he drove the mower to the liquor store and got busted driving down the highway on his return trip.

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Where did I see/hear/read about the guy who thought he had had too much to drink, and decided to take a taxi home?  Problem was, he still got arrested for driving the taxi while drunk!  :rolleyes: :lol:

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