Subdeacon Joe 29,448 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Stopped off at a little bar and grill on the way home from work today (long story, but I got some overtime out of it) for a little snack and a gin-free gin & tonic - with a dash of bitters and some Rose's Lime, good stuff. Anyway there were a couple of, um, substantial ladies in there doing the same, except having beer rather than G&T. I noticed that they had pronounced UK accents. So, being the friendly guy I am, I went over to welcome them to CA, and, as they way of things, said "You don't sound as if you are from around here. Are you two ladies by any chance from Scotland?" Well, you could see them get their backs up at that, and one snapped, "It's WALES, you idiot!" Well, much taken aback at my faux pas I apologized and tried again. "Oh, I'm so sorry! So, are you two whales from Scotland by any chance?" I woke up in the hospital. I should be out by Wednesday. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Milo Talon SASS #23163 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Good one.Liked it. Link to post Share on other sites
Apache Hawk 60642 0 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Yur damn lucky ya didn't wake up seein' candles an smellin' flowers ! Link to post Share on other sites
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 0 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Yep. Them big Scottish gals can pack quite a wallop! Link to post Share on other sites
Apache Hawk 60642 0 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Yep. Them big Scottish gals can pack quite a wallop! Ya bet dey can ! Link to post Share on other sites
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 1,140 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
The Shoer 27979 174 Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Stopped off at a little bar and grill on the way home from work today (long story, but I got some overtime out of it) for a little snack and a gin-free gin & tonic - with a dash of bitters and some Rose's Lime, good stuff. Anyway there were a couple of, um, substantial ladies in there doing the same, except having beer rather than G&T. I noticed that they had pronounced UK accents. So, being the friendly guy I am, I went over to welcome them to CA, and, as they way of things, said "You don't sound as if you are from around here. Are you two ladies by any chance from Scotland?" Well, you could see them get their backs up at that, and one snapped, "It's WALES, you idiot!" Well, much taken aback at my faux pas I apologized and tried again. "Oh, I'm so sorry! So, are you two whales from Scotland by any chance?" I woke up in the hospital. I should be out by Wednesday. You had me going there Joe I thought I new those 2 wales uh I mean ladys Link to post Share on other sites
Subdeacon Joe 29,448 Posted February 3, 2013 Author Share Posted February 3, 2013 You had me going there Joe I thought I new those 2 wales uh I mean ladys :lol:/> Link to post Share on other sites
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