Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Acually.......I'm still in my easy chair.....I ain't decided to get up yet! Man,........when this stuff comes on it just knocks me on my butt! I don't get sick very often......maybe once a year to every two years....... Daddy always told us a sick day is an excuse to lay on our a$es!.........There's a man that never took a sick day. But when I was sick as a kid, he was by my bedside....... Man.....I got the past on my mind a lot lately! I very seldom did take a sick day (at my old job), and now I can't.......If I don't work, it don't get done...... And with that, I drag my butt up outta this chair and get to work. Sometimes I gotta give myself one of Dad's pep talks! ~EE Taft~ Just what I do when I'm t'ween a rock an hard spot ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 Be mitey damn careful drainin' da rest of dim bottles, EE. Some of 'em had chew spit in der ! But I tank you'll find out soon nuff ! LOL Chew spit!?!?!..........Hell, It weren't mine! ......Looky here.......I been spittin' right here in this corner on da floor! Don't tell Bottles! He'll come after me with a broken bottle! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Now I can agree with that. But dang it, they keep wanderin off. Guess we just ain't exciting enough. Maybe I should change my sox, what do ya think? Naaaaaa, It must be Grizz's fault. It shore is........him postin' dat video thinger wif da table dancin' goin on .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I think ya all need to change your sox, including Grizz! Now, I know that Kris is having health issues, and Deja is having family issues, I guess Whiskey and Emily must be having a lot of hot dates, but we COULD use a few more gals around here. I take one night off cuz I don't feel good and poor Hawk just about has a breakdown..... Somebody around here needs to do some table dancin', and I'd hate to hafta put Grizz in a dress.... Oh.... Good God Almighty................ QUICK.........GIVE ME MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BULLIET TO GIT NDAT PICTURE OUT OF MY BRAIN ! Give a feller a little warning next time. Calico Darlin......Yup Kris is down.....Deja done forgotted bout us folk here.....knew dat wood happen ! Whiskey an Emily are dating der ole men........so......... Yur up Calico ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Chew spit!?!?!..........Hell, It weren't mine! ......Looky here.......I been spittin' right here in this corner on da floor! Don't tell Bottles! He'll come after me with a broken bottle! ~EE Taft~ HEY BOTTLES............LOOKIE CHAIR ! duckin out da back door now ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 <steps in front of bottles> Now don't go doin something that you'll regret Bottles ol' buddy. Lets just go back to the bar and have us a drink, savvy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Well, quit shootin' the dang sign already!!! Was not da men folk what did dat shootin, Calico ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 looks around sheepishly.... Can someone help me cinch up this corset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 I would........but I'm too busy settin' up the video camera thingy and suring up the table........a little extra bracing goes along way! ........Gotta do these things when a Grizzly is gonna be dancin' on tables. ~EE (Which one 'a y'all knows how to post on youtube?)Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted October 27, 2012 Author Share Posted October 27, 2012 Grizz got my back and that's how I repay him.......... .....Bottles....A round for Grizz, on my tab!.......give Hawk one too.......on Calico's tab. ~EE~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I oughta start chargin'.....you fellas don't tip all that great, now do ya???? See dat EE ?! All yur fault........All yur own fault ! ! ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 looks around sheepishly.... Can someone help me cinch up this corset? Ahhh........................CALICO ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Grizz got my back and that's how I repay him.......... .....Bottles....A round for Grizz, on my tab!.......give Hawk one too.......on Calico's tab. ~EE~ Oh....tank ya mercy full EE.................Tank ya very much...................God bless ya ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Geez, I go off to the kitchen to cook my ole man his dinner and the whole place goes to heck! Guess I'm gonna have to be the one to help Grizz with that corset.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Geez, I go off to the kitchen to cook my ole man his dinner and the whole place goes to heck! Guess I'm gonna have to be the one to help Grizz with that corset.... Wood ya please, Calico ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Well, someone's got ta do the dancin' tonight, and I'm tryin' to watch the Nebraska (GO BIG RED) game.... EE, ya got that video camera ready yet??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 What do ya know, someone got video last time too! And NO, that ain't really me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Grizz, you've lost weight!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Well IF that was me, which it ain't as best I know, it would have been back in the day before my neck surgery when I was a lot less fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Well, someone's got ta do the dancin' tonight, and I'm tryin' to watch the Nebraska (GO BIG RED) game.... EE, ya got that video camera ready yet??? Why ya want to watch dim (Corn huskers) folks lose any how ? Come on Calico...have a couple shots of takillya an I'll tell dat pi-an-ity to play somethin' livy ! So's you can table dance................ ( EE made me say dat ! ) (wink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Why ya want to watch dim (Corn huskers) folks loa=se any how ? Come on Calico...have a couple shots of takillya an I'll tell dat pi-an-ity to play somethin' livy ! So's you can table dance................ ( EE made me say dat ! ) (wink) They ain't loosin' yet, and it's a good thing I didn't give up on em last time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 oh man, I found a vid of EE, I will post the link, but not embed it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Hey, I found you guys a substitute dancer so you don't hafta watch Grizz! No table involved, but there is a pole..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUYNtc9ZFIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Our cat is liming around on a hind leg, I see a trip to the vet in my future. Now where did I put that dang cat carrier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 You lost it when you were cleaning the garage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 oh man, I found a vid of EE, I will post the link, but not embed it... Don't tank dat's EE der Grizz......... Boobs two big ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Our cat is liming around on a hind leg, I see a trip to the vet in my future. Now where did I put that dang cat carrier? I tank ifin' I had a cat like dat.....I wood see a case of lead posionin' in it's future ! Vets cost two dang much ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted October 28, 2012 Author Share Posted October 28, 2012 oh man, I found a vid of EE, I will post the link, but not embed it... Oh my........ You found a vid of me............before the accident!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I will put this as nicely as I possibly can... HAWK, STAY THE BLEEP AWAY FROM MY CAT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 You lost it when you were cleaning the garage? Calico....Grizz don't loose nothin' ,...... He just conveniently mis-places things ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I will put this as nicely as I possibly can... HAWK, STAY THE BLEEP AWAY FROM MY CAT!!!!! ummmm.............cat..............da other white meat ! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 ummmm.............cat..............da other white meat ! LOL YOU GONNA BE THE OTHER RED (DEAD) MEAT YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR MY ANGEL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 YOU GONNA BE THE OTHER RED (DEAD) MEAT YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR MY ANGEL!!!! BAHHHHHWWWWWWWWW ! ! ! CALICO................DAT'S BEEN TRYED FORE ! ! BUT YOU'RE POSSIBILITIES FOR SUCESS ARE EXTREMELY REMOTE ! ! hahahaha ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Not by me! I know how to distract you.... Hey Bottles, let me borrow some of the Bulliet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I guess so. Just skyped with daughter grizz. she went to the Cinci ballet today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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