Gunslinger SASS 10706 Life Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Return with us to those glorious days of yester year. Help the Oakwood Outlaws celebrate their 10th anniversary on August 13th and 14th. Stages and scenarios will be as close to the ones that were shot 10+ years ago, as I can make them. There will be a lot of stuff on the clock, goofy stages, and small targets (if I can find any) with different colors. This will , hopefully, bring back some lost memories for long time shooters and show the new comers what SASS of today evolved from. Soooooo, practice your loading on the clock, tune up your voice, practice your card skills and check your eyes for seeing correct colors. Might want to check your sights for long range shooting also. How lucky are you with dice? If you think the squirrels at the Short Grass Ranger range are tough, you might want to change your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Do I get to wear a dress again? I've put on some weight since I last wore one, and I'm afraid it might make my butt look big. Now where did I put that girdle...... Do Re Mi Fa So La Te Do lalalalalalala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost, SASS #50125 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Gunslinger, Lady Ghost and I will be there! Do ya think I could use my '51 Navies and be competitive? or just have fun! Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunslinger SASS 10706 Life Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Goody, I dont think we could stand you wearing a dress. However-----I just happen to know where there is a pretty apron with big pockets and pretty flowers for you to wear. Can you hula with a hoop? Ghost, your 51's will be fine---no competetion this month, only fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I promise I'll shave my legs! I have the cutest little backless sundress that I have been absolutley DIEING to wear. Oh, and matching shoes. Can't be any worse than Ghost shooting 51's! Can I hula with a hoop????? You oughta see me shimmy when I walk. Spell bound, I tell ya, spell bound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother King, SASS #69031 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Now wait just a minute! Texas and Lady Ghost invited me to shoot with them that weekend. Ya know, they brag about Oakwood all the time. But, if Goody is wearing a dress then I'm just not sure that... ahemm.. not that there's anything WRONG with that... ya see I had this friend named Bill. A4 pilot... 127 missions ... a gang of us used to shoot sporting clays.. and well, one day he decided his name was really "Linda" ... a feller just can't take too much of these kinda big changes without it leaving a mark... like seeing Goody in a dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Laurie Darlin' Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Jake & I will be there!!! Going to have a lot of fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Oh my goodness I'm just not sure I can handle that much fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 "Days of Yester Year" Sat. is my Birthday Too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 OK, so maybe I'll shoot B Western instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 OK, so maybe I'll shoot B Western instead. No Goody NO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunslinger SASS 10706 Life Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 BTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Now wait just a minute! Texas and Lady Ghost invited me to shoot with them that weekend. Ya know, they brag about Oakwood all the time. But, if Goody is wearing a dress then I'm just not sure that... ahemm.. not that there's anything WRONG with that... ya see I had this friend named Bill. A4 pilot... 127 missions ... a gang of us used to shoot sporting clays.. and well, one day he decided his name was really "Linda" ... a feller just can't take too much of these kinda big changes without it leaving a mark... like seeing Goody in a dress. Brother, if you will be at Oakwood on Sat. 13th look me up, gotta' question for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost, SASS #50125 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Brother King and everyone else: Let it be known that Goody (Bless his soul) is not a member of Oakwood Outlaws (I don't think), so let not his actions be a bad reflection on our beloved club. Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineywoods Jim,SASS#56822 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Now wait a minute, Ghost. Don't be so easy on Mr. Goody. He is a bad reflection on most things. I would hate to see that svelt figure in a dress but that apron Gunslinger offered might be ok. Might change his alias to "Goodalina" or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 OK, I'll wear the apron, and nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Longshot, SASS #44254 Life Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 OK, I'll wear the apron, and nothing else. Goody, you gonna be lookin' for sunburn in all the wrong places! Ghost and Jim, don't push him any further! Next thing he's gonna drop the apron!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunslinger SASS 10706 Life Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I think I am going to hurl !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost, SASS #50125 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Goody, you gonna be lookin' for sunburn in all the wrong places! Ghost and Jim, don't push him any further! Next thing he's gonna drop the apron!!! Laz, Lady Ghost says "I dare him to drop the apron. He won't do it." Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 No need to drop the apron. I'll simply put a draw stirng on the back, along with a conveneint "X" marking the spot all ya'll can KMA. Luv ya, back to hurling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 OK, I'll wear the apron, and nothing else. Wanna borrow my new purple cowgirl boots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Wanna borrow my new purple cowgirl boots? No, I don't think they'd fit. My feet are smaller than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas John Ringo, SASS #10138 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Gunslinger, you and I talked about this match Saturday at Greenville, and I said I would most likely be there, buttt-----after all this Goody stuff, I may have to pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost, SASS #50125 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Now folks, no matter what we say about Goody, it's all in fun. Everyone knows that Goody is a great...... No really a great Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas John Ringo, SASS #10138 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Now folks, no matter what we say about Goody, it's all in fun. Everyone knows that Goody is a great...... No really a great Ghost Oh, I know Goody I'm just little slow in telling anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Goody Who???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunslinger SASS 10706 Life Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 John, I am truly sorry things are going down hill. I know Goodylicious means well, but he/she/it just doesnt have many people skills or any kind of skills now that I think about it. Dont let this bother you, if necessary, I will put Goodylicious on a posse by theirselves, that constant giggling that they do bothers alot of shooters anyway. So come on and shoot with us, it will be ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I was told not to get Goody toooo mad at me.... and warned not to look behind the seat of his truck...that's where he keeps his "former" friends big feet huh? see if I let you borrow anything again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 big feet huh? see if I let you borrow anything again! I am truly sorry, ma'am. I did not intend to offend by pointing out what "My, what big feet you have, Grandma." And the rest of you. Consider yourself lucky. Keep messing with me and I'll drive down to Kaufman and show my ugly brother how to turn his computer on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Laurie Darlin' Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Just wanted everyone to know ........ Saturday (Aug. 13th), the lunch will be provided by the club and anyone else wishing to bring food to the match. It looks like, with the hot weather and all that we will have Sandwiches and other cool things to eat. If anyone wants to contribute to the meal, bring your favorite dish for everyone to enjoy. Variety is the spice of life. Your favorite desert will be greatly appreciated by all. There is not much co-ordination, so just bring what ever you want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I am truly sorry, ma'am. I did not intend to offend by pointing out what "My, what big feet you have, Grandma." And the rest of you. Consider yourself lucky. Keep messing with me and I'll drive down to Kaufman and show my ugly brother how to turn his computer on. Well you KNOW what they say about men with little feet don't you? They wear really small shoes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Well you KNOW what they say about men with little feet don't you? They wear really small shoes.... I'll have you know, I wear a size 45. In Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I'll have you know, I wear a size 45. In Europe. 13??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 I understand I'm supposed to bring a dessert to this shindig. Any requests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Chocolate Meringue Pie!!!! That's what My Mother always made me for my Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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