Red Logan #12252 Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?" I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the dog."
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 Dats "LOVE" Nice Doggie..... MS
Wild Will Bartell Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 I USED to be married to someone like that...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 I USED to be married to someone like that... ME TOO !!!! But when she saw my face and da bussiness end of da 1911 45auto, shegot da message!!
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 What's the difference between True Love and Herpes? Herpes is forever.
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 I USED to be married to someone like that... ME TOO !!!! But when she saw my face and da bussiness end of da 1911 45auto, shegot da message!! ............................................ there was THR33 of them .... ????
Noz Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 Wow Grim, hunh? I'm six months away from my 50th anniversary.
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