Ramblin Gambler

Well, when you grow up poor you keep using the older models well past their prime. Looks like the parents weren't quite so poor by the time his surprise younger sister came along.

Make sure it' a black powder capgun, not a 22 shooting blanks like the guy in the video.

thems is some weird revolvers. One of them has a cylinder that swings out to the right, the other swings up.

My standard response is to say "well, give us a little spin and lets see". Whoa whoa whoa. Slower. Slower. There ya go.

Is that what the movie "Bad News Bears" was about?

What are you thinking? Does she have some already loaded 223 also?

This is one of mine named BlackJack. He was also nicknamed humpy, but there are no action photos of how he earned that nickname. Sadly, I could never stop him from chasing cars. He was half patterdale and half fox terrier. I can't find pics of Q-tip.

What's the story there? At first I thought it might be Sergeant Stubby, but he was from WW1 and that looks like a garand on the soldier's shoulder.

Was he tippy because his tips were white? I had a basenji that my granny called tippy because of that. We went with Q-tip though because of his habit of crawling up to your head and licking your ears. That was one hard headed dog. He would try to train me by pooping in the house if I did something he didn't like. I'll post a pic of him when I get home. Till then, here's our vicious lab. You only get to see these teeth when she's trying to sleep, or you walk up the driveway. My theory is that she keeps them so nice because she doesn't actually chew her food. She just inhales it.

Double Tap

When I see this I'm hearing Queen sing "I am the champion, No time for Losers!" OK not really, I actually hear homer simpson singing it.

No. Try as I might I can't even see what you're talking about.

What? He wanted to play with the sprinkler and it was too dang hot outside.

The picture is blurry. Is that the real charlton heston, or was that someone'e alias?

That part's easy. Just holler SELFIE TIME right before you fire. I'll be dogged if that don't look like the last match I went to.

In my case I couldn't afford the acme rockets.

That version has a serious flaw. This version is much more accurate.

Is that Justin Wilson's dog? The retriever what didn't know how to swim? Now I finally understand why he was so embarrassed by it.

Country roads, take me home To the place I belooooooooooooong Also pat, blame chas for the terrible meme I had to dig up. His picture required an answer.

Is that the business end of a telegraph? I think I'm cleared to go out.

I always think of Johnny Carson when I see references to a fork in the road. When you come to the fork in the road. Get out, pick it up and continue ...

That's what I imagine Pelosi's other fridge looks like. Or. LOOKED like on friday anyway.

Don't you have carpeted ceilings? They're great. Reduce echos, never need to be vacuumed and in the unlikely event that we ever lose gravity (or for our california pards, in the very likely event that your house rolls over in an earthquake) it'll be much nicer to walk on.

Well dangit, I'm only getting it one way. I'm guessing that's one of the cars that would supposedly blow up from a rear end collision* *generally with the help of pyrotechnics on the front bumper of the colliding car

I'm too young to know this, what did you do to fix a skipping record? Whatever it is, someone do it to pat please.