Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

I used to get to work at 5:30 in the morning. Route my deliveries, load my truck, etc. Some days we'd get that done about 7:30 or 8:00. Take about a 15 minute break before taking off to make the deliveries. Then the boss would come in, see us sitting there, and give us a "You've been here since 5:30. Why are you still here?"

WHAT?!?! Next thing you'll be telling me that reality shows aren't real. Or that Wrassling is fake.

I believe it's spelled Jayne, but yeah. On the other hand... "It's a Callahan Full-bore Auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge, thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun... I call it "Vera"

You guys know I HAD to do it.

Apparently.

Fixed it for you.

I doubt that anyone would. But they WILL be looking into it just to make sure that you're really in there.

I remember hearing that this poster caused a stink somewhere too. Somebody was scared of it.

The best of them can time it so that everybody at the table has their mouth full.

Then there's this... Maybe the wheelbarrow is out of gas.

Not if he wants the lines straight.

Don't you mean thank COD?

When you're rich, you don't NEED to go out because you can afford to have everything you want comes TO you. (I don't know this for a fact because I'm NOT rich, but I imagine that it would be like that.)

I have the same problem. Every time a picture of me is taken it LOOKS like me.

I still say that it beats the alternative. I intend to keep getting older as long as I can.

I don't have optics on any of my guns, and I drive a 5 speed Jeep.

My wife asked me what I was going to do today. I honestly answered her "Nothing." She said "You did that yesterday!" I told her I wasn't finished.

Give Alpo a day or two.

Dawn wrote the cookbook.