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Slow Mo Dern

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About Slow Mo Dern

  • Birthday 10/01/1952

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  • SASS #
    84188
  • SASS Affiliated Club
    Shenanago River Rats, Brown Twp. Regulators, Lake Park Raiders, Wild West Point, Beaver Valley Bush Wackers

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Northeast Ohio
  • Interests
    Old rock n' roll
    Old westerns
    CAS at Brookfield Conservation Club



    NRA Life member.

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  1. Thank you for the kind words! Congratulations to you fine folks and thank you for your support! Since we're under the trees; we thought a fine new paint job on the Hotel wood "spruce" things up a bit!
  2. Brookfield CAS in Masury, Ohio! Thursday Work Shirker September 29, 2022 Thank you for coming to the Brookfield Conservation Club for the Work Shirker Open Class CAS match! A good time was had by all! Johnny Rails was our First-Place winner. Congratulations, Johnny Rails! Sixgun Seamus was the runner-up followed by Willie Goodnews finishing strong in third place. Congratulations to all our winners and contestants! Our next match will be on Saturday October 8, 2022. Come out and have a good time, forget your troubles, and take home a ribbon or two for the trophy room. You’ll be glad you did! Stay safe and God bless, Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats Thank you for your support!
  3. I was watchin' Swamp People re-runs last night and noticed that the best way to cook gators is in a Crock Pot. BTT
  4. Brown Twp. CAS in Malvern, Ohio! Saturday September 24, 2022 Howdy! Big thanks to Sixgun Seamus and the Brown Twp. Regulators for hosting another fine Cowboy Action match last Saturday. N.A. Custer was the big match winner. Congratulations, N.A! A good time was had by all! It’s always a good time shootin’ with the Regulators! I almost had a clean match if it wasn’t for those 7 misses… All the best, Slow Mo Dern
  5. Brookfield CAS in Masury, Ohio! Thursday September 29, 2022 Howdy! Come to Brookfield Conservation Club and join the Shenango River Rats for our September Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS match! Five fun-filled stages of Old West merriment and organized mayhem under the trees at last year's prices! What could be better? Coffee and donuts in the morning, that’s what! No food is scheduled so bring some snacks to ward off hunger! We’ll provide the drinking water in little chug-sized bottles from the official Coleman Company cooler! Visitors and spectators are always welcome. Wear adequate safety glasses and adequate hearing protection on the range. Safety every time, that’s us! If you’re a first-time shooter; familiarize your fun-loving self with the SASS Shooters Handbook located on the SASS web site and come on down! Google: sassnet. Doors and gates are open at 9:00 am and the match will start at 10:00 am after the Pledge of Allegiance and a brief safety meeting. That’s Thursday September 29, 2022. The Thursday Work Shirker. Bring extra rounds for bonuses and reloads and bring plenty of shotgun shells! See you there! Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats
  6. Brookfield CAS Saturday September 10, 2022 Howdy, I want to thank everyone for coming out to shoot at the Brookfield Saturday CAS match in beautiful Masury, Ohio. It was a beautiful day to be outdoors! Pennsylvania’s own Johnny Rails won the match – first-place, fair and square! Congratulations, Johnny Rails! Cheatin’ Charlie was our second-place winner! Second-place, fair and square! I know ‘cause I was watchin’ him… Congratulations, Charlie! Slow Mo Dern came in third. Willie Goodnews almost came in third but the black powder smoke obscured his vision and there weren’t no wind down there! Johnny Rails and Willie Goodnews were our clean shooters. Big thanks to everyone for making Saturday’s match a success. Special big thanks to the Brunswick Kid and his wife Laura for providing the hot dog feast at the end of the match! Thank you for all your hard work and dedication! Our next match will be on Thursday September 29, 2022. It’s the last Thursday of the month Work Shirker Open Class CAS match. Come to Brookfield and have some fun at the Open Class match. You can cowboy shoot any way, anyhow, any category as long as it’s safe. Try something new and step out of the ordinary; the possibilities could be most exciting. Spectators and visitors are always welcome. Wear adequate safety glasses and adequate hearing protection. Safety every time, that’s us. We hope to see you there! Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats Thank you for your support!
  7. Yes, Sir! Hey Crossdraw! How the heck are you? I haven't seen you in years! Little known fact: I.M. Crossdraw told me about Green Smoke E Cigarettes about 10 years ago while we were shooting at Malvern with the Brown Twp. Regulators. They were the best fake cigarettes on the planet! The battery lasted a long time and the no-nicotine kind I smoked tasted just like a regular Mallboro! I used to smoke while I was driving and after 6 months or so with Green Smoke; I was smoking less and less and finally quit smoking altogether. Thank you, Crossdraw. If you hadn't told me about Green Smoke E Cigarettes, I might be residing in Boot Hill today. True story. I am forever grateful. All the best, Mo
  8. Howdy, It said on the news that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home. That's why we moved... BTT
  9. Wild Wild West Point CAS in Lisbon, Ohio! Sunday September 11, 2022 Howdy! Wild Wild West Point is having a Cowboy Action match on Sunday September 11, 2022! Come join Blue Eyed Bob and the Wild West Point bunch for another round of Old West fun and jollification! The match is located at the West Point Rod and Gun Club. 42950 State Route 518. Lisbon, Ohio 44432 Blue Eyed Bob says the lead is gonna go down range at 10:00 am! Check out the website at: http://wildwildwestpoint.wixsite.com/cowboyshoot That’s Sunday September 11, 2022! Thank you for your continued support! We hope to see you there!
  10. Brookfield CAS in Masury, Ohio! Saturday September 10, 2022 Howdy! Come join the Shenango River Rats on Saturday September 10, 2022 for another CAS match down in the woods and under the trees! Engage five stages of fun-filled Old West merriment and goodly jollification in a target rich environment at last year’s prices! What could be better? Coffee and donuts in the morning? It just got better! Gates and doors open at 9:00 am. Lead down range at 10:00 am after the safety meeting and the Pledge of Allegiance. Bring plenty of shotgun shells and extra ammunition for reloads or bonuses! If you need to use .22 caliber ammo; it would be all right. Spectators and visitors are always welcome. Bring adequate safety glasses and hearing protection. If you're a new shooter; be sure to familiarize yourself with the rules in the SASS Shooter's Handbook located on this website. That’s the Saturday CAS match at Brookfield on September 10, 2022! I hope to see you there. Slow Mo Dern and the Shenango River Rats
  11. Howdy, Johnny Rails! Thank you for the kind words! Sorry about the DQ - I missed it! Dairy Queen will fix that! Thank you for all your hard work and generosity at the match. Big thanks to hard-workin' Ripley Rose! She helped us out immensely! Thank you for coming and helping make the match a success. You folks are the best! Mo
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